Critical Care

A medical specialty specializing in the care of those in the critical profession. Including movie critics, food critics, fashion critics, etc.

Also, these specialists tend to be gay.

Hey ladies, I'm studying to be a critical care doctor.

Soooo, you mean you're gay?

by Claudius Maximus November 29, 2010

Critselous

Another word for perfection, class, beauty, sexiness. The epitome of every person's fantasy.

Oh you definitely look like a Critselous today; let's bump uglies!

by jlc20 December 7, 2011

Critorium

A room or area where critique takes place. Typically for design work.

Okay, we should get some more feedback on this project, lets put it up in the Critorium.

by speacock July 15, 2011

Critco

Being put into critical condition.

Did you hear about the guy on the news?
Yeah, I heard he was in critco!

by warrghhh! August 17, 2011

criticytical

cynical criticism

Don't be so criticytical!!

by B-T-Dawg September 10, 2011

Critilo

1. The distance one can project matter from the urethra
2. The distance a man or woman can urinate
3. The distance a man can ejaculate

Do you know Sam? His critilo is 40 feet!

by sutf October 26, 2011

critter

N. Any small computer periphery other than a mouse; frequently connected via a USB port.

He has so many critters attached to his computer I can't find the damned mouse!

by Pheaseant October 31, 2011