Journalism that is conveyed as a "news" story, but in reality is pointless and insignificant, even though it typically draws a large crowd. Usually in the form of clickbait, lists, and about celebrities, but doesn't actually have any affect on the general public or society.
Guy 1: Did you hear that news story about how that celebrity wore a bikini in public?
Guy 2: Dude, that's not news. That's crap news. But do you have the picture?
Guy 2: Dude, that's not news. That's crap news. But do you have the picture?
by kcm556 June 02, 2017
Crap Paddle is when you drop your paddle and scream CRAP! Also can be when you stick a piece of crap on a paddle and you slap someone with it so they scream CRAP!
Me: Hey look over there she just dropped her paddle.
You: Oh, what a crap paddle move.
Me: Wanna get loco tonight? ;)
You: Yeah, lets do a crap paddle night.
You: Oh, what a crap paddle move.
Me: Wanna get loco tonight? ;)
You: Yeah, lets do a crap paddle night.
by applejacks101 January 10, 2017
Used to express pain or shock. It was a rare phrase but became more common when Metroman used it in Megamind.
by frabrizio September 14, 2016
by Crap Smasher May 22, 2018
Dude. I sat down to take a massive dump at Dodger stadium and realized after I had mudbutt that there were no crap tickets.
by DoNotCorner July 09, 2010
"Why has Phil been walking like a penguin for the past few minutes?"
"He just took a penguin crap not too long ago."
"He just took a penguin crap not too long ago."
by Vanh0 October 23, 2011
A mildly crass way to describe actions either on purpose or by accident causing a denial of service or inconvenience to others by putting out a large useless volume of something.
Some corporate asshat caused a ton of support calls due to his badly coded app crap flooding the network with traffic.
by winston smith the III March 20, 2017