the complete opposite to cock-blocking, usually helped by a wing man by introducing you to a girl your too nervous to talk to.
by rhythm12345 November 1, 2010

A person who is annoying , thinks they are great but everyone thinks they are an idiot and they don't know it themselves.
by Baeder October 9, 2009

Basically, the opposite of a boner.
If you see something utterly disgusting where instead of getting aroused, you get turned off.
an example of a cock shrink could be witnessing your parents having sex.
If you see something utterly disgusting where instead of getting aroused, you get turned off.
an example of a cock shrink could be witnessing your parents having sex.
Megan: "Lets have sex"
Joey: "Okay!"
Megan: "ohh harder John! err uhh i mean Joey"
Joey: "I'm not in the mood anymore, thats a cock shrink."
Or
Brian: "I need to go jerk off" *Walks to bathroom to jerkoff and sees dad on toilet* "uhhh nevermind, my cock shrank"
Joey: "Okay!"
Megan: "ohh harder John! err uhh i mean Joey"
Joey: "I'm not in the mood anymore, thats a cock shrink."
Or
Brian: "I need to go jerk off" *Walks to bathroom to jerkoff and sees dad on toilet* "uhhh nevermind, my cock shrank"
by JennSoJizztastic July 25, 2011

This one is for the fitness crowd. Not the cross fit wussies though.
You tie a weight to your election. You use the throbs to lift the weight connected to it.
Equipment needed: shoelace, weight plate(s), post workout supplement such as creatine/bcaa's.
You tie a weight to your election. You use the throbs to lift the weight connected to it.
Equipment needed: shoelace, weight plate(s), post workout supplement such as creatine/bcaa's.
Women have kegels. Men have cock curls. Even the buddhist monks hang weights from their scrotums for toughness training exercises.
by M_Dubz152 June 17, 2023

by Long Driver August 25, 2020

Some One Who Gobbles Cock...
Most Likely A Gay Male i.e. Cameron Faulkner
Or A Female Who Is Often Sucking Cock
Most Likely A Gay Male i.e. Cameron Faulkner
Or A Female Who Is Often Sucking Cock
by Justin Heinze November 8, 2007

by Jonathan Forsythe December 30, 2004
