The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect
You: Ight lad Im gonna go clog the toilet
Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school
You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll
Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school
You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll
by Jamalbigwiener January 9, 2024
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There's only 1 way to release a sharbot clogg.
Step 1- get into a wall squat position and just go crazy on your cocktail weiner. And make that manoayse SPRAY.
STEP 2- REPEAT STEP 1
There's only 1 way to release a sharbot clogg.
Step 1- get into a wall squat position and just go crazy on your cocktail weiner. And make that manoayse SPRAY.
STEP 2- REPEAT STEP 1
Zack so backed up he's got "the sharbot clog"
Give him some fresh butter and a wall to jerk off against and boom he can finally sleep.
He tried to keep them kids alive but they had to go.... down the air vents to be exact.
Give him some fresh butter and a wall to jerk off against and boom he can finally sleep.
He tried to keep them kids alive but they had to go.... down the air vents to be exact.
by Currently fucking a man October 23, 2024
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Guy 2: yeah, the actress was so hot that I was joosting my clog
Guy 2: yeah, the actress was so hot that I was joosting my clog
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