Spiesus Christ

1) An insult, an act of expressing ur anger without directly using profanity.
2) Also meaning Jesus Christ

"Spiesus Christ man, what the hell's wrong with you?"
"Oh my God! It's fucking Spiesus Christ!!!

by Spirrangooo January 11, 2010

haley christ wilson

Haley christ-wilson is a beautiful good looking bitch. She’s fine asf and pulls all the guys. Her curly hair and has a nice booty. She doesn’t put up with people bullshit and will punch anyone. Even though she is beautiful she is quite dumb

Wow that’s Haley christ wilson

by jj97801 June 18, 2021

Christ credit

Similar to high school credits, but a revised version under Betsy DeVoss after eliminating public schooling and making all eduaction privitized religious acadamies.

Timmy, you need to buckle down, you're short on your christ credits and are not going to graduate without improvement!

by Steffanzo February 21, 2017

jiff christ

an AI who plays minecraft and uses zenith while on a macbook

Jiff: I hate blacks
Isabella Sanders: Surely not all blacks Jiff Christ!

by Isabella Sanders September 20, 2021

Christ Kardashian

Mainly used to describe a hot and thicc woman who is also a good Christian. But no matter how great of an ass they've got they almost never do anal sex.

I saw this hot lady in church today with a great ass. She was such a Christ Kardashian, but I as a Christian know better not to do anal sex (hey it hurts anyway so why even bother doing it in the first place?)

by CelticEagle February 10, 2019

Christ Cakes

Not unlike Deuteronomy, cow patties or cow cakes, Christ Cakes are whatever they are.

"What is your opinion on walking with the lord through cow patties & stuff? Cow cakes? Christ cakes? Whatever? The answer is to be found in Deuteronomy."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 27, 2023

jizzus christ

its when you're jacking off and about to cum then you see jesus on the wall so you end up edging yourself

"fuck fuck fuck" " jizzus christ is watching"

by sexypogger November 1, 2020