ben and jerry ice cream

A very tasty brand of ice cream.

Do not be confused by all the imitators:

1)hagen dazs

Ben and Jerry ice cream has been around since the seventies
and some flavors include cherry garcia, vanilla, chunky monkey and many more.........Ben and Jerry Ice cream has just started creating organic flavors for all you tree-huggers out there....or for anyone who wants to stay healthy.

guy 1: let's go get some ice cream
guy 2: where are we?
guy 1: vermont
guy 2: then let's get some ben and jerry ice cream'
guy 1: okay, but you're paying, because you still owe me ten bucks
guy 2: you asshole
guy 1: just pay you son of a bitch
guy 2: what ever.....

by candycanes384 June 11, 2008

Cream Filled

While a women preforms a deep throat, you jizz, making sure you empty out.

Mary almost gagged when I cream filled her last night.

by ExpertEntrepreneur August 4, 2011

California Cream Pie

A sexual position: It involves one guy ejaculating in the woman's mouth after fellatio. The woman now spits the semen into the guys asshole. After the semen is lodged in the guy's asshole, the guy either farts or shits on the woman's face.

Note: Not limited to a guy and a girl; can be with more than one guy

He gave me the best California Cream Pie last night! It's still in my hair!

by Hugh G. Rekshinn October 23, 2009

Ass Cream

A clear like cream you can buy at any pharmacy or your local Walmart This is used when your ass is drier than a desert due to cold temperatures. It helps relive itching or make you feel better after you toke a massive shit that ripped your asshole.

In order to use this cream please follow the directions below:

1. Open the lid (assuming you have all ready have the cream in hand)
2. Use your index and middle to scoop up the cream
3. Spread dem ass cheeks (to do this use the palms of both hands and pull apart till you cant no more)
4. Using your index and middle gracefully rub the cream on your asshole and the parts around it. Be generous when putting on the cream it would be embarrassing if you had to go again in the middle of that date because you feel itchy down there.
5. Close the lid and apply more when needed also wash your hands when your done, you nasty fuck.

"hey jessie you got any of that ass cream you carry around?"
"yeah i have it with me right now here"
"thanks its drier than a desert ever since we got here im gonna go butter up my pooper now"
"ok you go do that ill wait right here"

by homelesstoad June 28, 2014

Strawberrys and Cream

This being the resulting mixture of semen and menstrual fluid, so called due to the red and white colour.

I fucked Sandra during her period, shot my load and she fanny farted the strawberrys and cream on to the bed sheets.

by Clinton Sounds February 1, 2004

cream eggs

Chocolate covered cream in the shape of an egg.

Eggzample: Cadburys cream eggs.

by Skellyscribbles April 29, 2006

cream-my-pantsarific

1. Something that is so terrific that it brings you to an instant orgasm or feeling of orgasmic pleasantness.
2. An object of lust that does, in fact, make you cream your pants when the subject is brought up/seen.
3. A brilliant mixture of the words "cream" "my" "pants" "Absolutely and "terrific" (making "cream-my-pantsarific") to describe something so desirable that you are brought to orgasm.

Johnny Depp is cream-my-pantsarific!

by A person May 23, 2006