chaff

bunk shwag.

low grade quality marijuana.

That bag you bought the other day was chaff.

by Nessa December 31, 2003

Pastry Chef

Pastry Chef is a nickname for a piss head who likes to fight and expose himself in public. A Pastry Chef is incapable of having a social drink; after one he must continue to consume copious amounts of alcohol until he passes out. Before the short time between commencing the drinking session and passing out, a Pastry Chef will attempt to impress young girls with his drinking abilities, then when that fails he will try to fight all his friends.

Tyrone: "Damn its only 1pm and hes passed out already!" Kiren: "Yeah he's such such a Pastry Chef".

by TyroneTT July 27, 2008

Cheffed

To create erotic sensations in the phallus of another, through the ability of preparing food for consumption.

Dude, I was cooking last night and got Allie so cheffed last night.

by dinklebot May 8, 2015

top chef

The act of cumming in a skillit and frying it until it looks like eggs. Then covering the creation in tabasco sauace and serving.

My girlfriend asked for breakfast so served her a top chef

by tuggernut333 January 6, 2011

chef

not only a cook, but a derogatory word, derived from chief.


also an abbreviation of chief, to steal, to nick. see also, tief

Man, you's such a chef! how dare you!

i swear, dat chef nicked all ma browns! what is i gonna smoke now...

by CJC Corn November 24, 2004

Chaff

To take a toke on a fat j

"oi let me have a chaff on that j u scabby tosser"

by StonedOne September 20, 2003

chaffee

Another word for a virgin who can't seem to get laid easily.

Man I'm suck and tired of being a chaffee I need some pussy.

by Anonymous Dick Slayer July 26, 2021