The opportunity to go potty number two (defecate). This is an important thing for the many people who are constipated. These people will often shove the ground hog back in the hole because they can't go potty unless they are in a bathroom where they feel safe and comfortable. Usually such a bathroom exists only at home when others living with this person are at work or otherwise out. As a result, these people end up with very painful constipation.
Wife: "I have very bad gas and my tummy hurts! I haven't gone to the bathroom for five days".
Husband: : "Honey, did you have a crappertunity? You have to stop passing up crappertunities and go when you get a chance. Otherwise, you may explode!"
Husband: : "Honey, did you have a crappertunity? You have to stop passing up crappertunities and go when you get a chance. Otherwise, you may explode!"
by rb3 March 19, 2013
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Me: "Man, I passed three levels today on "Candy Bar Smash" while taking a crap today."
Friend: "What the hell is "Candy Bar Smash?"
Me: "Dude, it's the best crapper app ever. You gotta check it out."
Friend: "What the hell is "Candy Bar Smash?"
Me: "Dude, it's the best crapper app ever. You gotta check it out."
by zackjmack September 2, 2013
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The wiggle or dance one makes when trying to release a small amount of poop left to drop to the toilet. This is done to avoid wiping the excess poop and decrease the chance of said turd to be spread on hand. Does not need to be done when one has diarrhea.
Person 1: Man what took you so long in the bathroom, i thought something went wrong
Person 2: I was doing the fucking Crapper Can-Can. Did not want to get shit on my hand. That little sucker wouldn't budge.
Person 1: Too much info. Why am I friends with you?...
Person 2: I was doing the fucking Crapper Can-Can. Did not want to get shit on my hand. That little sucker wouldn't budge.
Person 1: Too much info. Why am I friends with you?...
by a potato with a hammer March 2, 2014
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Lesile: "Morgan, where are you going out tonight?"
Morgan: "Wherever that blond Cappersnack is!"
Leslie: "Again?? You've been stalking him for the entire semester, give it a break!"
Morgan: "I simple cannot. I'd like to think I'm not a Cappersnack whore, but god damn it every time he says my name I fall in love all over again."
Frat Boy: Don't let any damn Cappersnacks in the house tonight. Every time they come we don't get any!
Morgan: "Wherever that blond Cappersnack is!"
Leslie: "Again?? You've been stalking him for the entire semester, give it a break!"
Morgan: "I simple cannot. I'd like to think I'm not a Cappersnack whore, but god damn it every time he says my name I fall in love all over again."
Frat Boy: Don't let any damn Cappersnacks in the house tonight. Every time they come we don't get any!
by lalaking January 20, 2015
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preferably in a blender and serving cold.
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