burleson

A dumbass CA who drives a four wheel vehicle with too many stickers and a red flashing light.

Shit... people keep leaving our organization because of that damn burleson. I hope he has a fatal crash into a tree before more people leave.

by Anonymous August 7, 2003

burgle

To steal one's hamburger

Jessica burgled my big 'n tasty and i had to settle for a big mac.

by Logan February 1, 2005

burple

1) The official color of surprise.

When we told her that George Bush said something stupid again she turned burple with surprise.

by David V. September 30, 2005

nutt burgler

???suckin the dick of an unsuspecting sleeping man only to wake up too late

the nasty chick that waits until everybody has fallen out to come and steal their nut while they sleep and eat man fish

by victim numba #1 January 17, 2004

John Butler Trio

when a woman is giving head to a man and has 2 other men rubbing their penises between each of her armpits while they look up to the ceiling, shaking their heads listening to John Butler Trio.

Marie is giving Dave a head and Dennis and Carlo startin fucking her armpits while John Butler Trio CD is in the system.

by George & Kelly from Omelge April 15, 2009

Turd burgler

A person who, without any hesitation will openly eat leftovers or others food, even if others need or desire it. They are known to often take advantage of the five second rule.

"Hey! Joe ate the whole tub of spicy salsa dip, now there's nothing to dip the Doritos in, what a turd burgler."

by Old Jed April 19, 2005

bartlett

1a. a small irritating fever in human form, usually appears when not needed or wanted
1b. refers to something very small, or small in comparison to something else which is larger or better
both of the above definitions refer to a person in the north herts area who fits both criteria and the phrase was first donned by those who he believes to be his friends. WARNING: if you ever get into contact beware of the mood swings especially when he is having his period
whilst this may appear to be the slagging off of a particular person he has become so infamous that it a country wide term
2. a pear

1a. "does anyone actually like bartlett?"
"no"
"no"
"no"
"no"
"no"
"yes, i mean no"
1.b. "wow look at that that new year 7 he's well bartlett"
2. "Hmm I would have a bartlett if only it didn't remind me of a fag in the north herts area, even though i have not met the boy i already dislike him"

by the anti-bartlett July 26, 2008