Texas Burger

A whole lot of firm shit (no diarrhea) in a 300 threadcount pillowcase. The most common prank on Texas' college campuses, especially among fraternal societies and biology majors.

While my friend was sleeping I gave him a Texas Burger. He woke up with firm shit all over his face and in his his mouth.

by T-Winner July 10, 2009

Burger Rind

The area of a hamburger deemed to be unedible; usually around the outside edge.

Person 1: Aren't you going to take the rest of that burger home?
Person 2: No way, it's just the burger rind!

by DCooke August 24, 2007

Mean Burger

A mean burger is the bomb of all hamburgers. When you cook a mean burger, you add your own spices, you grill it to perfection. No fast food chain can compare to the burger you just cooked.

Mean burgers are few and far between now a days. Even legend some say...

"Yo man, that was a hella mean burger you just grilled up!"

by TheDaddy0420 October 1, 2009

burger-nips

Large, flat, and often rather darkly coloured female nipples, giving the impression of a beefburger having been placed on each breast.

A. How were her tits?
B. She had fucking burger-nips.
A. Shit, dude.

I have a penchant for a pair of tasty burger-nips.

by fruity-froot August 17, 2006

cunt burger

the magically delicious roast beef mud flaps that hang off of your "virgin" girlfriend.

hey babe. you want romantic. i'll give you romantic. let me add some down south man meat to you deep fried cunt burger.

by Rey Rey December 30, 2004

Waffle Burger

A waffle Burger is a complicated sexual act. To perform a Waffle Burger, firstly the man ties some fishing wire to a piece of bacon (or any kind of meat) and gets his woman to swallow it - making sure he is still holding the other end of the wire.
When the man is about to climax, he yanks the wire (still attatched to the bacon) causing the lady to gag. This gag reflex tightens her vagina and causes a more pleasurable orgasm for the man.

Waffle burger's are a common sexual act performed in the nearby English viallges, Alrewas, Yoxall, Kings Bromley and Barton

by Chief josef November 6, 2006

Fuck a Burger

slang, high as fuck

So hungry you'd fuck a burger and eat it, so long as it was free.

1: Do you have anything to snack on?
2: Not after that last bowl we smoked.
1: Man, I'd fuck a burger right now.
2: I could fuck a burger.

by Youredoingitwrong March 1, 2009