Bread Knifer

You do the biggest solid pooh in the known universe. usually dry with no use of paper, (or your partners face cloth), it is the need to cut it up with some tool, like a bread knife( partners toothbrush) to cut it in pieces in order to flush it

Should have seen the Bread knifer i had to let go.

pooh shit dump crap poop

by ConFest Pete September 11, 2011

Gnat Bread

Gnat bread is the matter that forms in the corner of your eyes, especially during sleep. If you go outside with said matter still in your eye and there are gnats around, they will swarm to your eyes and feast on the matter. AKA: Gnat Bread

First thing in the morning....
Child: Whats for breakfast?
Dad: Your mama is making grits and eggs.
Child: I want cheese in my grits.
Dad: Okay. You got some gnat bread in your eye.
Child rubs eyes and removes all traces of gnat bread.

by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020

banana bread

When a man puts his penis (banana) between someone's "buns" (butt) for the purposes of outercourse or anal sex.

"I told my wife that I was simply at the neighbor's to bake some banana bread, but I think she's on to me."

by shimmythejimmy April 15, 2020

Genera-bread

A loaf of bread that is made by the supermarket you bought it from.

Albertson's Sourdough Bread.

by HotnBothered February 18, 2004

Thick Bread

Used in any case of being delusionally stressed.

(synonym -fatty carbohydrate)

(Antonym- Skinnylicious Cheese)

Bob asked, "Julia how do you think that test went?" Julia replied, "Well it was pretty thick bread."

by BOBTHECOOLIO January 23, 2019

the bread man

Another term used for drug dealer

Her boyfriend is the bread man, he sells the white stuff

by NH123 November 28, 2016

The End of Bread

The termeniation (or End) of a social or cultural occurrence; the stopping of a common or normal event; a drastic ending

Person a: Phil hasn't texted me for the first time in two weeks!
Person b: dude, it's the End of Bread

by It's Phil April 22, 2017