Boob Card

Something a total retard would say in a text, honestly even thinking about this will make you a virgin forever, Especially if you like the Carolina Panthers and Butt sex with Greg Knorr.

John said 'boob card' and no girl has talked to him in months.

by Skttlz313 January 6, 2012

Douche boob

A douche boob is a person who is not quite a douche bag, however, at the moment they deserve some kind of name calling. Douche rack for plural.

Tim: Whoa! He just spilled his drank all over her.
Adam: What a douche boob! HEY! YOU ARE A DOUCHE BOOB!
Tim: Ya, but he definitely is not a douche bag.

by timDadamH February 24, 2011

boob rape

when a guy puts his hands on a girls breasts that is unwanted by the girl.

girl 1: jonny just boob raped me. get me out of here!
girl 2: what a perv. let's go.

another example- when a guy and a girl are on the trampoline and the guy trips the girl and falls on her and touches her boobs is boob rape.

by kskdsdskdid September 26, 2010

boob salad

D-plus size fun bags squished into a suffocatingly tight underwire-supported rig. Often jeered at by immature adolescents and grown men stuck in Freud's oral phase.

yeeeaaa boob salad! look at it

by choche mikus August 4, 2007

Utility boobs

When a woman stores most of her belongings (money, cell phone, ID, cigarettes, etc.) in her bra.

Charlie- "I asked to bum a smoke from Kristen and she pulled a pack out of her bra."

Steve- "She's got utility boobs bro."

by Steve-o B January 12, 2011

boob job

When you insert your cock inside the crevece formed by two breasts, preferably large ones, and the owner of the breasts takes the two breasts and moves them up and down your cock until you splooge all over her face.

Your mom gave me the best BOOB JOB last night.

by Your mother. December 15, 2003

boob curious

The feeling of desperately wanting to know the boobs of another person intimately.

Well if he's boob curious he'll at least buy me dinner.

by shea r. May 24, 2006