Bless

When someone you know has a fresh trim and you bless them by smacking the back of their head.

"Hey man, whatchu think of the trim"

"Let me bless you real quick..."

"Buuuup"

by DiscoStuR1 May 26, 2020

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🙏BLESS🙏

"🙏BLESS🙏" is a catchphrase used by OMGkawaiiAngel-chan, also known as KAngel, a streamer from the game "Needy Streamer Overload". The viewers often spam this at the end of KAngel's stream. That's it for today 🙏BLESS🙏

KAngel: That's it for today, nerds!

P1: 🙏BLESS🙏
P2: 🙏BLESS🙏
P3: 🙏BLESS🙏

by Highpressurewashingmachine December 8, 2024

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the blessing

When you're about to cum on a girls face and you flick cock in the same manner a priest would flick Holy water on you.

I just sanctified my girl and gave that bitch The Blessing

by Venom Junkie April 2, 2017

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God Blessed Video

Let's take a plane and go somewhere exotic
To play with a non-descript song
We'll shoot all the crotch shots for 12 year old hopefuls
To make you a real man my son
Some cheap kid from Birmingham
Blessed with an accent
That pours like the darkest brown ale
Just one more puppet, piss elegant marionette
He's just a fast buck for sale

Don't you know that God blessed video
We know that God blessed video
Break out the cameras that re-shape my face
And get someone to carve up my hair
If you can't beat them, you might as well join 'em
And be glad to say you were there

by Gothic Miscreant October 28, 2023

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Negative Blessing

When you wish for something bad to happen to get you out of something you don't want to do.

Example 1
Person 1: "Did you hear? Brandon got Covid so he gets a whole week off work."
Person 2: "Man, I wish I had that negative blessing."
Person 1: "If you visit him you might find what you're looking for."

Example 2
"I could really use a negative blessing right now."

by Zendreon July 14, 2023

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