Cottage cheese blanket

The action of cumming in a condom, putting it in the freezer for an hour, blending it, then baking it on a baking tray then proceeding to put it on your cold blanket for warmth.

Boy 1- Yo, my girl is is home making my cottage cheese blanket
Boy 2- No way, Id love one right now

by THEONE209 February 2, 2020

blanket

a comfy ass thing that goes to heaven and lives a good life

girl:I LOVE BLANKETS
boy: ME TOO!

by banags September 4, 2020

Kitty in a blanket

When you eat out a woman’s pussy without removing her yoga pants.

“Dude, did you see that babe in the yoga pants? I would totally eat that kitty in a blanket.”

by Krackhormgiggles June 11, 2018

blanket

a rubber surface used for transferring the image in ink from the plate to the paper in offset printing.

The blanket is a rubber surface that transfers the inked image from the plate to the paper in offset printing.

by Arminkshipper July 30, 2024

blanket confusion

The confusion one feels when trying to decide whether to keep his or her blankets on or off. Typically experienced during the winter and summer seasons.

John: "Last night was awful man. I had the worst blanket confusion ever."
Jeff: "Sucks to suck!"

by gtg01 May 12, 2012

Blanket cakes

getting creampied and not getting to the bathroom quick enough so it leaks all over your blankets

Wesley blanket cakes me.

by Herobabe12 April 21, 2021

blanket bugs

The act of being under a blanked, and suddenly your body hair awkwardly shifts, causing the feeling of bugs on your skin.

"When I crawled into bed, the blanket bugs were ridiculous"

by JTK1919 October 8, 2009