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Hay Blanket

When you clip your pubic region and leave excess chaff that during intercourse accumulates on your partner wheat because you didn't brush off properly
Superman Cleveland Steamer Boston Steamer Golden Shower Whenever your trimmed stubs create a Hay Blanket over your partners wheat field.
by KevinTheBunSeller July 2, 2016
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wet sandy blanket

Someone who complains about hating the beach while at the beach.
Christina: Yo, what's up with Zach?

Paul: Oh, he's just a wet sandy blanket....
by James Shakleford May 9, 2020
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Dolphin Blanket

Another word for condom used after the act of sex has been ensued and may or may not at this point be of any use.
We had been having sex and I was in mid-cum when she asked me to put on the condom. At this point it was nothing more than a Dolphin Blanket.
by Dolphinquilt November 7, 2010
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wet blanket

A sexual act where you are making love to a women where you wait as long as you you can and right before you cum you rap a blanket around the womans head and yell cum typhoon then which you pull out and cum on the blanket so when they go to take it off they have splooge on there hands
I pulled a wet blanket on my girlfriend this morning
by Shoe stomper July 24, 2023
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Opposite blanket day

Opposite blanket day is were to HAVE to trade blankets with someone in your household for the day.
“Today is Opposite blanket day, we HAVE to swap blankets!”
by retro boy November 13, 2020
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blanket condomnation

Practicing safe sex by wrapping yourself in a blanket so that fellow humans can't access your guy/girlie-junk.
The term "blanket condomnation" can also be a sarcastic term for the preposterous notion that you won't get preggo or contract an STD if you and the other person crawl under a blanket before you "do it", instead of just copulating "out in the open".
by QuacksO November 12, 2019
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Vell in a Blanket

It's hard to describe but... beep bop boop de do deee
Mom, can we have Vell in a Blanket tonight?, I'm thirsty for you I wanna do you up in the bed like a monster, Vell in a Blanket looks cute and yummy
by Averysoftrock February 18, 2021
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