beef mountain

a very tall and muscular person

That man over there is quite a beef mountain, he must be a weightlifter.

by Mr. Eggplant February 13, 2014

Beef Teriyaki

The act of eating a person out until they poop in your face, smearing the poop as you eat them out.

Man, my mouth tastes shitty after having some of Susie's Beef Teriyaki

by Towlie47 May 26, 2015

monkey beef

An affectionate word for a Northern English man

Hey Monkey beef, how are you?

by Jeegs February 1, 2014

cut the beef

Euphemism for queefing.

To a woman:
Did you cut the beef? It smells like fish.

by mistrthou April 2, 2015

BEEF LOG

n. pl. (BeefLogs)

1. A Naturally Enormous Flesh Of Meat Belonging To The Penis Family.

2. A Part Of The Male Anatomy Of Any Race Who Is Found Well Endowed.

3. Cannot Be Protected With Any Prophylactic Smaller Than A Magnum XL.

4. Will Cause Normal Civilian Women And/Or Men To Become Insanely Jealous, Possessive And Chronic Personal Voicemail/Email Hackers During And After Sexual Relations.

5. Causes Immense Jaw Muscle Pain Immediately Following Oral Entertainment.

6. Often Nicknamed "The Third Leg."

"Giiiiiirl, We Had A Great Time Last Night! And The Beef Log Was OFF THE HOOK!"

by Imrov Queen Domingo October 29, 2012

beef knot

A massive extruding chunk of leathery labia almost penis like vaginal material

Cunt I pulled this bitches pants off for a chew and seen the biggest beef knot ever I didn't know whether to deepthroat it or lick it .

by Coita June 24, 2016

Beef Master

One who is beefy as hell beefy being fat.

Dam dat man is a real beef master

by A Beef Master April 30, 2022