The only male in history to survive an abortion
Not once
Not twice
but THREE times...but even greatness such as this comes with a price
And in this case it's called mental retardation
BUT THIS MAN PERSEVERED!!!
And accompanied his mental illness with drug abuse and alcoholism
AND THIS MAN STILL STANDS TALL, HE STILL STANDS STRONG!!!
He will own all your bases....he will own the children you thought would be safe inside those bases and unlike the mighty Titan Cronos (who inspired Obama to be a Marxist. I know this because Glenn knows this) He will not imprison them in his stomach...
BUT HE WILL DISINTEGRATE THEM FOR THEIR INEPTNESS AND LACK OF ACCOMPLISHMENT!!!
Not once
Not twice
but THREE times...but even greatness such as this comes with a price
And in this case it's called mental retardation
BUT THIS MAN PERSEVERED!!!
And accompanied his mental illness with drug abuse and alcoholism
AND THIS MAN STILL STANDS TALL, HE STILL STANDS STRONG!!!
He will own all your bases....he will own the children you thought would be safe inside those bases and unlike the mighty Titan Cronos (who inspired Obama to be a Marxist. I know this because Glenn knows this) He will not imprison them in his stomach...
BUT HE WILL DISINTEGRATE THEM FOR THEIR INEPTNESS AND LACK OF ACCOMPLISHMENT!!!
Glenn Beck knows when you're sleeping...he knows when you're awake and he knows if you've been conservative or Marxist so conserve for conserving sake.
And if you DARE DECEIVE HIM, he will hunt down your family, your friends, your co-workers, your landlord, even the people who protect you and you will PRAY & BEG for mercy....but he never forgives and never forgets and he will never eat.....he will never sleep.....and he will never...stop....
And if you DARE DECEIVE HIM, he will hunt down your family, your friends, your co-workers, your landlord, even the people who protect you and you will PRAY & BEG for mercy....but he never forgives and never forgets and he will never eat.....he will never sleep.....and he will never...stop....
by I'MFAT!!! October 15, 2009
Get the Glenn Beck mug.Becca is stunning, she is one sexy piece of ass and would go perfect with a boy named Niall. She has a lovely personality and amazing fashion sense, she can make you laugh so so much and is an all round amazing person.
"Becca is simply amazing, wish I was friends with her"
"I saw Becca wearing army pants and flip flops, so I went out and bought army pants and flip flops"
"I saw Becca wearing army pants and flip flops, so I went out and bought army pants and flip flops"
by rigieruiginbjdjb September 25, 2011
Get the Becca mug."Oh, my god, Becki, look at her butt. it is so big... she must be one of those rap guy's girlfreinds"
by littlemama422 February 5, 2010
Get the becki mug.by Dale Hummel March 10, 2007
Get the Bechs mug.The most amazing, awesome, wonderful, incredible, marvelous, stupendous, fantastic, outstanding, spectacular, cute, hot, sexy, smexy, pretty, beautiful, and phenomenal girl in the world.= Also the love of my life. <3
ILYFOREVER BECCA-BOO!!!!!!! <3
by Falco Cheeselover February 27, 2009
Get the becca-boo mug.1. A mangina that pisses sitting down.
2. The fecal drippings from a buttsex creampie that run down the taint to create an unwanted pregnancy.
3. An aborted abortion, the result being that only the brains have been vacuumed but the person remains very much alive.
4. One of the original Garbage Pail Kids.
5. An "anchorman" who leaks estrogen out of his man-tits and cries repeatedly but is still one of the most fair and balanced personalities on Fox News.
2. The fecal drippings from a buttsex creampie that run down the taint to create an unwanted pregnancy.
3. An aborted abortion, the result being that only the brains have been vacuumed but the person remains very much alive.
4. One of the original Garbage Pail Kids.
5. An "anchorman" who leaks estrogen out of his man-tits and cries repeatedly but is still one of the most fair and balanced personalities on Fox News.
1. I know she wears a skirt, but that's a dick-tucking Glenn Beck.
2. She went to the clinic to take care of that Glenn Beck.
3. That poor Glenn Beck can't even velcro his shoes by himself.
4. That Glenn Beck is the least valuable Garbage Pail Kid card ever.
5. Wow. Did you see Glenn Beck last night? That was a great newscast!
2. She went to the clinic to take care of that Glenn Beck.
3. That poor Glenn Beck can't even velcro his shoes by himself.
4. That Glenn Beck is the least valuable Garbage Pail Kid card ever.
5. Wow. Did you see Glenn Beck last night? That was a great newscast!
by theconcernedcitizen June 19, 2009
Get the Glenn Beck mug.by K_chan June 25, 2006
Get the david Beckham mug.