When a young adult lad has never trimmed his pubic area and he can groom his pubes to resemble Hagrid's beard
by RMS132 September 22, 2015
A beard a newly separated or divorced man grows in order to show that he's young, hip, cool. Sometimes, but not always, accompanied by a manbun.
by Lucretia Maxwell October 29, 2015
by El Jefé March 23, 2019
by Charlie Victor Echo November 17, 2017
Man, Stacy got so wet last night while I was performing cunnilingus. I had beard slaw all over my face when i was finished!
by dartiki March 16, 2012
The long root portion of a carrot that looks like long stringy hairs. Usually removed prior to eating, but enjoyed by others because of its gross appearance.
This carrot has a super long carrot beard.
by PottedBamboo May 06, 2019