beard blind

the inability to see or recall if a man or woman has facial hair, including if it changes over time. not to be confused with beard blinders; the use of one's hands to part excessive facial or other hair. Ex "his beard was so copious she had to use beard blinders to kiss him

Beard blind in the witness made the garden gnome bank robbers hard to finger

by odiepeyote February 25, 2017

Dragon's Beard

The loose skin that remains on the underside of a circumsized penis.

"Would please give my Dragon's Beard a tug?"

by Charlie Victor Echo November 16, 2017

Beard Bulking

When you let your beard grow wild af before you go and get a rigorous trim, sculpt, and product beard massage.

Me: Wow Tyler, you’re beard is looking pretty unruly.

Tyler: I’m beard bulking to look fly for the ladies this summer.

by Jaydawn April 27, 2022

ksi beard

dead.

my grandma just ksi beard

by andre Nickatina January 30, 2021

chicken-bearding

Attempting to pick up a member of the opposite sex when the chance of success is 1 in a million ("So you're saying there's a chance?"). For example, your buddy gets rejected by an out-of-his-league hottie at a gas station while his friends laugh at his chicken-covered-beard.

Having departed KFC after drunken spring break binge, your buddy gets laughed out of the gas station after attempting chicken-bearding.

by batmap October 15, 2014

Beard packing

The act of carefully packing ones excessively long facial hair into ones anus.

I did not eat that strippers ass. What you were smelling is just some light beard packing.

by Rellov January 17, 2017

Bearded Stranger

When a woman sits on the face of a bearded man reverse cowgirl and he performs oral sex on her, and all that is visible of his face is his beard. His nose may or may not end up in her butt hole.

I want to ride that guy from the bar like a bearded stranger.

by The Tarahdactyl May 16, 2014