Beans

1.(interjection) Said in short of "Cool Beans", except when used, it is similar to not caring.

2.A sarcastic form of "Cool Beans".
3.Also used sarcastically in a sentence to emphasize the fact that no one cares.

Kayla "Last weekend i got a puppy and hes so cute! His name i Ruffles an-"
Connor- "Beans."
OR
Jayme "I know how to ride a horse."
Trevor- "Does someone smell Beans?"

by evbee June 20, 2011

Love beans

The male ejaculate, the semen, the man-porridge, cum, spunk

Lorraine Kelly is so sexy on Breakfast TV with that well spread cleavage... I had no choice but to tug the head off of my Old Man and spill my 'Love Beans' all over the carpet!

by fanimani April 12, 2009

Cool Beans

A really cool restaurant in Toms River, usually the place all the teens in town go to after they go to the decrepit movie theater next door. Known for their great coffee and awesome wraps, as well as the ancient art of karaoke every Monday night. It's got an excellent wait-staff that includes the craziest mofo on the planet Johnny Frana, he belittles and otherwise ridicules all the tweens that come in, but they're too stupid to realize it. The best thing on the menu is the appetizer sampler. In other words, it's the mecca of fun and entertainment if you don't feel like dealing with the bar scene.

Person 1: Hey what are you doing tonight, person 2?
Person 2: I'm gonna go to Cool Beans and watch Johnny belittle some giggling idiots.
Person 1: May I join you for said activity?
Person 2: Of course.

by Echoes917 May 29, 2008

Cool Beans

a word meaning an exclamation or an approval like 'rad' or 'awesome'

Ethel: "i just scored tickets to the Mindless Self Indulgence concert!"
Fred: "Cool beans!"

by Dolly Parton Jr. December 26, 2008

beanstalk

an extremely tall mexican person.

a.) "Dude, did you see that new kid from Mexico? Felipe?"

"Yeah man, that kid is a friggin beanstalk for sure."

b.) "You wanna watch the highlights of the Mexican basketball team?"

"Sure. Are they all beanstalks or what?"

c.) "So I was watching The Longest Yard today ... that one dude was a total beanstalk."

by Jam Master Joke May 2, 2010

butter beans

Failure to accomplish a successful bean dip.

Squanto "Hey, buddy! I dare you to go bean dip Tits McGee over there"

McNabb "Alright here I go!"

*attempt to bean dip Tits McGee*
*miss*

McNabb "OH BUTTER BEANS!!!"

by Butter Beans McGee April 26, 2011

magic beans

describes little rocks that work better than other little rocks

I want to grow a giant beanstalk, got any magic beans?
Not the kind that bear magical fruit, I toot enough already.

by PseudoHigh March 23, 2012