poo bag

1. A small bag filled with poo. Often carried around by dog owners when out walking.
Poo is picked up in the bag and discarded.

2. A term use at random intervals in the day to make people laugh.

1. Darn Margret, Where is my poo bag?

2. Hey, Poo Bag

by I do not have a name October 12, 2007

t-bagging

When a girl lays on her back with her mouth wide open and you drop your balls in her mouth.

You'll never believe what I did to that girl from the club last night...I tea-bagged her!!!

by Mike July 3, 2003

throw it in the bag

1) When you make so much money you take your girl out shopping and tell her to just throw it in the bag (she doesn't have to ask if he will buy it, or care about the actual cost.)

see Money aint a thing.

a girl u wank to: babe don't I look good in this gucci jeans
myself: *gets off cell, say what? just throw it in the bag~!

by bl1ng July 29, 2009

Grocery Bag

When something during a conversation doesnt make sense, you randomly say grocery bag.
From the song bedrock

i see me with her
no stevie wonder
she wont ever wonder
cause she knows she bad
and i gotta nigga
grocery bag

by Thisoneasiankid January 3, 2010

Sass-Bag

One who is full of "sass", and never-ending comebacks. Happens frequently with undisciplined children, always with a smart remark.

Dude, you never shut up. You're a sass-bag bro.

by Chris Magoo 2 March 8, 2011

Drinking the bag

The act of fucking up, or making a moderately huge mistake.

Origin: Accidentally letting the tea bag dissolve itself in your tea and drinking it afterwards without realizing it

Person1 : "You were really drunk last night.. you puked in my shoe!"
Person2 : "You serious? I don't remember shit, dude..."
Person1 : "Yeah, you really drank the bag, dude!"
Person2 : "Shut up about me drinking the bag, dude!!"

by iamllama89 June 8, 2009

Bag ketchup

When you go through a drive through, and they ask, "Would you like some ketchup?", clearly you're going to say yes. You know you have a whole bottle at home in the fridge, but it's not the same. Bag ketchup is always warmer, softer, and saltier then your ketchup from the fridge. It's like, a whole new world kind of.....but with ketchup. you should now all know your answer for the next time you get asked "Would you like some ketchup?"

Mom: "Honey there's some ketchup in the fridge if you want any."

Kid: "nah it's chill ma, I got a load of bag ketchup right here!"

by somedayiwillbeoneless June 5, 2011