bacon strip

noun

1 - a long narrow region of hair seated above the mons pubis, usually shaped with waxing, shaving, or tweezing

Synonyms : bikini wax, weasel frosting

(Etymology : bacon : Middle English, from Middle French, of Germanic origin; strip : Middle English, perhaps from Middle Low German strippe strap)

"Jerri, your bacon strip is sizzling!"

by Emme December 06, 2003

Smokey Bacon

Putting 2 fingers into your girlfriends nostrils and pulling her nose upward whilst doing her doggy style, thus making her look like a piggy thus smoking the bacon or smokey bacon

last night i pulled a smokey bacon on my girl, she was not happy

by jamesthebaconsmoker August 02, 2011

Bacon number

A word that Samuel L Jackson gets offended by.
One of the most searched questions about him on his autocomplete wired interview: "Samuel L Jackson bacon number"

When he gets asked this he states "what the f*ck is a bacon number; what is that"

by @Siamesefrog October 18, 2019

Shitty Bacon

When you purchase bacon from the store and you get home and open it and realize it contains more fat than lean meat. Also can be used as an analogy for something that inconveniences you or tragically alters your life. Often used during fits of frustration and rage.

I had to change a flat tire on the side of the freeway in the rain!That's some shitty bacon!

by Craig Pottorf October 25, 2007

Bacon Beater

A person who gets unlimited pleasure out of, and can't resist the urge to jerking off a penis. If given one, they will jerk it nonstop and have to be forcibly removed. Their jerking hands' are also extremely sensitive to meat shafts, increasing their pleasure. A true Bacon Beater's hand will start doing weird hand motions (mostly twitching) when not in sexual contact

Yeah dude I saw Jackie's hand twitching like it was on a shaft too! That was at Blake's party the other night! What a Bacon Beater!

by Wookus Maximus February 03, 2011

Bacon-ated

having your life terminated after having caught the swine flu..

It was a tragedy that his life was bacon-ated after catching the swine flu..

by saturnchik12 November 02, 2009

spankin the bacon

another term for jerkin off.

my wife is not around tonight, guess i'll be spankin the bacon

by kidlou January 05, 2011