Bacon number

A word that Samuel L Jackson gets offended by.
One of the most searched questions about him on his autocomplete wired interview: "Samuel L Jackson bacon number"

When he gets asked this he states "what the f*ck is a bacon number; what is that"

by @Siamesefrog October 18, 2019

Smokey Bacon

Putting 2 fingers into your girlfriends nostrils and pulling her nose upward whilst doing her doggy style, thus making her look like a piggy thus smoking the bacon or smokey bacon

last night i pulled a smokey bacon on my girl, she was not happy

by jamesthebaconsmoker August 2, 2011

Shitty Bacon

When you purchase bacon from the store and you get home and open it and realize it contains more fat than lean meat. Also can be used as an analogy for something that inconveniences you or tragically alters your life. Often used during fits of frustration and rage.

I had to change a flat tire on the side of the freeway in the rain!That's some shitty bacon!

by Craig Pottorf November 12, 2007

i'm not into bacon

A descreet way to say "I'm not into guys"

"Baby you're mistaken, I'm not into bacon"
-The Vamps- I found a girl-

by The fangirl freak February 1, 2017

bacon aficionado

Women who love sex with men only.
Bacon aficionado, Bacon guru, Bacon eater, Bacon beater, Bacon lover

Bacon aficionado, Bacon guru, Bacon eater, Bacon beater, Bacon lover

by Tigermeat October 6, 2013

boiled bacon

Someone who is red and sweating, often a ginger

Your sweating so much you look like fucking boiled bacon

by Chap87 May 4, 2015

Soggy bacon

When a guy wakes up after throwing his meat around all night with a limp pruned sticky dick.

Fucked this girl all night and woke up with soggy bacon. Breakfast In bed has been served.

by uandus January 21, 2020