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Smokey Bacon

Putting 2 fingers into your girlfriends nostrils and pulling her nose upward whilst doing her doggy style, thus making her look like a piggy thus smoking the bacon or smokey bacon
last night i pulled a smokey bacon on my girl, she was not happy
by jamesthebaconsmoker August 2, 2011
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Shitty Bacon

When you purchase bacon from the store and you get home and open it and realize it contains more fat than lean meat. Also can be used as an analogy for something that inconveniences you or tragically alters your life. Often used during fits of frustration and rage.
I had to change a flat tire on the side of the freeway in the rain!That's some shitty bacon!
by Craig Pottorf November 12, 2007
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Bacon number

A word that Samuel L Jackson gets offended by.
One of the most searched questions about him on his autocomplete wired interview: "Samuel L Jackson bacon number"
When he gets asked this he states "what the f*ck is a bacon number; what is that"
by @Siamesefrog October 18, 2019
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spankin the bacon

my wife is not around tonight, guess i'll be spankin the bacon
by kidlou January 5, 2011
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Bacon Beater

A person who gets unlimited pleasure out of, and can't resist the urge to jerking off a penis. If given one, they will jerk it nonstop and have to be forcibly removed. Their jerking hands' are also extremely sensitive to meat shafts, increasing their pleasure. A true Bacon Beater's hand will start doing weird hand motions (mostly twitching) when not in sexual contact
Yeah dude I saw Jackie's hand twitching like it was on a shaft too! That was at Blake's party the other night! What a Bacon Beater!
by Wookus Maximus February 22, 2011
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Josh Bacon

Josh Bacon likes to silently sit in the corner of a maths class playing C.O.D whilst no one is looking and struggles getting w calculator out of his large pencil case
He is such a Josh Bacon
by Coolgamer169 October 15, 2019
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Cave Bacon

"I went down on Shelly last night. She had really nice cave bacon".
by Dede Megapoopoo March 10, 2014
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