Putting 2 fingers into your girlfriends nostrils and pulling her nose upward whilst doing her doggy style, thus making her look like a piggy thus smoking the bacon or smokey bacon
by jamesthebaconsmoker August 2, 2011
Get the Smokey Baconmug. When you purchase bacon from the store and you get home and open it and realize it contains more fat than lean meat. Also can be used as an analogy for something that inconveniences you or tragically alters your life. Often used during fits of frustration and rage.
by Craig Pottorf November 12, 2007
Get the Shitty Baconmug. A word that Samuel L Jackson gets offended by.
One of the most searched questions about him on his autocomplete wired interview: "Samuel L Jackson bacon number"
One of the most searched questions about him on his autocomplete wired interview: "Samuel L Jackson bacon number"
by @Siamesefrog October 18, 2019
Get the Bacon numbermug. by kidlou January 5, 2011
Get the spankin the baconmug. A person who gets unlimited pleasure out of, and can't resist the urge to jerking off a penis. If given one, they will jerk it nonstop and have to be forcibly removed. Their jerking hands' are also extremely sensitive to meat shafts, increasing their pleasure. A true Bacon Beater's hand will start doing weird hand motions (mostly twitching) when not in sexual contact
Yeah dude I saw Jackie's hand twitching like it was on a shaft too! That was at Blake's party the other night! What a Bacon Beater!
by Wookus Maximus February 22, 2011
Get the Bacon Beatermug. Josh Bacon likes to silently sit in the corner of a maths class playing C.O.D whilst no one is looking and struggles getting w calculator out of his large pencil case
by Coolgamer169 October 15, 2019
Get the Josh Baconmug. by Dede Megapoopoo March 10, 2014
Get the Cave Baconmug.