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Bacon number

A word that Samuel L Jackson gets offended by.
One of the most searched questions about him on his autocomplete wired interview: "Samuel L Jackson bacon number"
When he gets asked this he states "what the f*ck is a bacon number; what is that"
by @Siamesefrog October 18, 2019
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Smokey Bacon

Putting 2 fingers into your girlfriends nostrils and pulling her nose upward whilst doing her doggy style, thus making her look like a piggy thus smoking the bacon or smokey bacon
last night i pulled a smokey bacon on my girl, she was not happy
by jamesthebaconsmoker August 2, 2011
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Shitty Bacon

When you purchase bacon from the store and you get home and open it and realize it contains more fat than lean meat. Also can be used as an analogy for something that inconveniences you or tragically alters your life. Often used during fits of frustration and rage.
I had to change a flat tire on the side of the freeway in the rain!That's some shitty bacon!
by Craig Pottorf November 12, 2007
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hammer bacon

Using the large forward pelvic thrust withdrawn completely out of the bacon hole so that the bacon gets hammered. :) Yes I masterbate and know nothing about this. and thus you "hammer bacon"
by texas chilli bowl July 31, 2011
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Soggy bacon

When a guy wakes up after throwing his meat around all night with a limp pruned sticky dick.
Fucked this girl all night and woke up with soggy bacon. Breakfast In bed has been served.
by uandus January 21, 2020
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spankin the bacon

my wife is not around tonight, guess i'll be spankin the bacon
by kidlou January 5, 2011
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Jacob Bacon

Jacob Bacon loves to say XD
by Bacon Man XD jacob July 15, 2019
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