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backyardian

Individual(s) working above their regular job to earn extra money, legitimately or as part of the underground economy.
In researching your industry one must identify direct and indirect competitors. Indirect competition includes backyardians that will also impact on how much money your potential business can make.
by GreatGreyGhost November 23, 2013
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Backyard bird

A more polite way to refer to a woman's anus, or to refer to a woman's anus while in the company of children, elderly, or parents.
From this angle I have a really good perspective of your backyard bird.
Do you think her backyard bird is bleached?
The other night I got my second knuckle into her backyard bird.
by togoo January 24, 2014
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Backyard steamboat

While wearing a turtleneck shirt/sweater that is tucked into your pants, you fart. The gas then travels up the shirt/sweater and out the turtleneck.
Did your face just shit itself, or did you backyard steamboat?
by Walk DMC January 26, 2017
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backyard barber

Boys went to the backyard barber for a fresh cut in the boondocks
by Elock and the backyardagins March 22, 2017
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backwords trumpet

I did a backwords trumpet on this bitch last night
by Tendel1o October 1, 2017
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Backyard Queso

When you eat queso and then shit in an toilet. Thus, creating the cheesy and nauseating mixture of queso and fecal matter.

The shitter and/or shitee(s) then proceeds prepare the mixture upon a dish, season and cook to taste, and eat the freshly made backyard queso with their own choice of tortilla chips. Once done, the participants then may choose to recycle the dish again in their own, more shit dense, version of the original queso.

If used in combination with a Dutch oven, it becomes a Mexican Body Dish.
"Kareem left my chest covered in backyard queso and our Mexican Body Dish brought life to the Superbowl party."

"Backyard queso may be the cure for world hunger"
by Theleafygreen October 24, 2017
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backyard bastard

Someone who masturbates furiously in their backyard while thinking they are hidden, but unintentionally expose themselves to a busy street
The dude who lives across from me is a backyard bastard
by Stop Creepin April 19, 2018
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