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Aunt Jemima

An Aunt Jemima is when you kidnap a young -- and usually attractive -- female and tie her up in a closet for a few days, giving her nothing to eat so she will be starving. after a few days, you take her out and give her a huge plate of steaming hot pancakes. right as she's about to dig in, whip out your dick and come on the pancakes and watch as your semen runs along the pancakes like maple syrup.
she will be so hungry she will eat it anyway!
bro 1: i aunt jemima'd this girl last week.
bro 2: what. the. FUCK.
by my dick is on mtv October 6, 2008
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aunt

A CREEPY CRAWLING THING THAT MIGHT BE MISTAKEN FOR A MOTHER FUCKING ANT
GOD DAMN THAT'S A HUGE AUNT!
by ODETOPANIC March 16, 2017
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aunt jemima

Sex after lubing the penis with maple syrup.
I gave that bitch a sticky aunt jemima.
by ERICKNOERDEL December 29, 2007
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auntie

In the drug world, an older (usually middle aged) woman who deals and is genuinely nice and helps you out when you need it. Everyone loves the aunties but some take advantage of them.
I'm a little short on money but auntie is going to front me what I can't afford.
by shotaboyz June 29, 2014
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Auntie

Code word used for “side chick” to disguise from main chick
by Runna1234 January 5, 2020
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drug ants

niggers cause they are like ants carrying dirt clumps, except for they carry drugs
"dude niggers a drug ants" haha look at leroy over there" LMFAO
guys im not racist i just respect comedy....
by julian_boredom January 9, 2008
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Aunt Deb

to do everything in a backhanded manner.
Me: I got us salsa from Harris Teeter.
You: Oh, I bought some too. But it's from Whole Foods.
Me: I can't believe you just Aunt Deb'd me.
by littledog February 14, 2010
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