snake kicker

An old person who is rude and doesn't care what people think

Gee that old bloke is such a snake kicker!

by mrvautin June 26, 2015

Snakes to ya

In reference to Snakes On A Plane, an expression of sympathy for a bad situation. Another way of saying "that sucks."

Michael: Dude I got Alaskan Pipe Bombed last night.

Aaron: Snakes to ya bro.

by Mr. Stanturf June 12, 2011

closet snake

A mystical fag snake that doesn't feel comfortable cuming out to it's family or anybody for that matter :(

also used as a offensive word to snakes. (Humans also as an exception

"Hey Jim, I know you're gay! Stop being such a goddamn closet snake!"- Pet owner to his snake Jim.

"Honey our snake is fucking his male friend again, do you think he's a closet snake?" - Wife to Husband.

"Ssssam, want ssssome fuck? You ssssstupid closet sssssnake." - Snake to his Snake with benefits.

by want2fuckingdie March 1, 2017

Strattle-Snake

Euphemism for a penis.

"Mary rode his strattle-snake all night."

by tlninja July 5, 2012

snake hiss

to piss, urinate, relieve urself

slang: "let the snake hiss"
normal-ish: "let my penis piss"

by kaneXI11 January 16, 2008

clay snakes

Poop sticks that fall out of your bung. a.k.a. ass goblins.

Man, as I was driving home from work, a Creed song came on the radio -- I suddenly felt the urge to drop clay snakes and purge myself of this foul experience.

by boelkstoff September 17, 2003

snake cannon

When your penis is small and when you get a boner it grows extremely big, and when you ejaculate you get a TON of semen

How was the date with kyle?

Awful! When we were having sex he had a snake cannon and it was awful for me!

by The treebase December 14, 2016