A combination of sweat in the arse crack and not wiping properly makes for swamp mud texture in the bunghole.
I had a bad chilli lastnight and combine that with the humidity today,i am getting a bad case of swamp arse.
by Ragnar Loddbrok October 27, 2016
Get the swamp arsemug. by Quackquackquack1204 May 24, 2019
Get the Tight-arsemug. An annoying prink who latches onto your exact walk speed and trajectory and then continues to follow you 'up your arse' all the journey. Can only be stopped with a sudden halt, which may result in a rear-ending, depending on how closely they are following you. Also applicable when driving.
E'yar mate this dickhead behind us is being a right arse-rider! He has followed us all the way home. I am about to slam on the brakes, hopefully he fucks off.
by leede January 9, 2016
Get the arse-ridermug. Arse Blinder
n
1. A person who fucks arses
2. Slang, a contemptible or disreputable person
3. Slgan, a fellow; a chap "He's a silly little arse blinder, then"
v
arse blinder, arse blinding, arse blinded - Vulgar Slang
v.tr
1. to practice buggery
2. to ruin, frustrate or complicate
3. to tire, weary
4. to damn
interj
Slang an exclamation of annoyance or disappointment
n
1. A person who fucks arses
2. Slang, a contemptible or disreputable person
3. Slgan, a fellow; a chap "He's a silly little arse blinder, then"
v
arse blinder, arse blinding, arse blinded - Vulgar Slang
v.tr
1. to practice buggery
2. to ruin, frustrate or complicate
3. to tire, weary
4. to damn
interj
Slang an exclamation of annoyance or disappointment
by foundryman September 30, 2012
Get the arse blindermug. An incredable painful feeling in the anus as if acid has been poured in with a funnel, usually after over indulging in spicy foods in the previous 8 hours.
Person A : Ahh man, I have awful acid arse this morning
Person B : What did you eat last night?
Person A : A large vindaloo, spicy onions and pakora with hot sauce followed by a large spicy meatball pizza with Jalapenos.
Person B : No wonder, fuckwit.
Person B : What did you eat last night?
Person A : A large vindaloo, spicy onions and pakora with hot sauce followed by a large spicy meatball pizza with Jalapenos.
Person B : No wonder, fuckwit.
by Chrissy Bhoy December 25, 2008
Get the acid arsemug. by Zonal K September 29, 2019
Get the Arse maskmug. blow your load in a lady's arse hole
by mrflabbyarse June 13, 2017
Get the spunk in arsemug.