by Nicholas Scott Oliver November 6, 2007
Get the Cog Muffinmug. A very sketchy person. One who does sketchy things or acts in a sketchy manner- a sketch.
Coined at Carrboro High School in 2009 by the Quiz Bowl team when a sketchy member brought three small, highly suspect blueberry muffins that potentially contained marijuana. They were later sold to the general public.
Coined at Carrboro High School in 2009 by the Quiz Bowl team when a sketchy member brought three small, highly suspect blueberry muffins that potentially contained marijuana. They were later sold to the general public.
That dude came to school high as a kite. What a sketch-muffin.
That couple has been in that janitor's closet for 15 minutes. They are two sketch-muffins.
This man is a sketch-muffin as he has not bathed in three weeks and smells like vomit.
That couple has been in that janitor's closet for 15 minutes. They are two sketch-muffins.
This man is a sketch-muffin as he has not bathed in three weeks and smells like vomit.
by superbran December 27, 2010
Get the Sketch-Muffinmug. Farting. A cute slang for warm little toots, normally done in private or secretly released in the corner so as not to draw attention. First usage in midwestern households as a way to innocently refer to farts in a polite and G-rated manner. The term was popularized by the character BRAK in his epic "I love Beans" song from the show 'Space Ghost Coast to Coast' on the Adult Swim network. (Search: "I love Beans by Brak song") Often, women are thought to "cut muffins" but anyone who has ever LIVED with a woman knows that women do not cut muffins, they release toxic clouds of mustard gas. Only little girls and little boys (and cute pets) cut muffins. In short, to "cut muffins" is to flatulate in subterfuge.
Look at Jeremy over there in the corner pretending to be interested in that painting, ha, bastard is just over there cuttin' muffins. That whole corner is gonna smell like death for the next hour...
by Roblox OOOF noise guy April 20, 2022
Get the Cuttin' Muffinsmug. A shady muffin is someone you can find in the dodgey end of town. Some one who wears his hat at a bit of a cheeky angle. You generally find them in dark corners, alleys, etc. and want to avoid contact at ALL cost.
"Have you been down to Bristol St?"
"Yes, but not the dodgey end. There's a bit of a shady muffin who loafs around the sudway."
"Yes, but not the dodgey end. There's a bit of a shady muffin who loafs around the sudway."
by zaqdaq January 4, 2009
Get the Shady muffinmug. When Someone Mistakes Cocaine With Sugar or Baking Powder, Which Then Leads To The Baking Of A Cake Inside Your Nostrils.
by BakingWithPride February 13, 2012
Get the Nose Muffinmug. by ColoradoBumpkin June 13, 2019
Get the Connecticut Muffinmug. When someone is wearing such tight pants paired with an even tighter shirt or vest which makes their muffin top hang over and flap in the breeze.
by DrewciferNYC March 9, 2009
Get the Muffin Flopmug.