zipper

the thing that gets in the way when ur masterbating in class and the teacher comes around. You usually get ur dick stuck in it and yell oh fuck me

"ur so hot forest. oh yeah oh yeah. damn here comes the teacher. ouch!

by tristan November 26, 2003

zipper fart

a fart that sounds like a zipper sound, especially of a sleeping bag zipping sound.

That wasn't a fart. I was zipping up my sleeping bag.

Yeah, whatever! That was a zipper fart.

by I think I'm right. July 31, 2009

Middle pocket with the zipper

(noun) The Fly of your pants or shorts.

Linda: "Jim, can I have your wallet?"
Jim: "Yeah, it's in my middle pocket with the zipper."

by Ryan P. Cooke September 27, 2008

Eatin da Ziplock

agressively licking the inside of a baggie that used to contain drugs

G, I was so fucked up last night I was eatin da ziplock

by Mlight69 August 25, 2009

Zippo pic

A picture of one’s penis alongside a common object (such as a Zippo) so that the size of one’s penis is clearly shown

Al: Hey how did you get that girl to come home with you last night?
Dan: Showed her my Zippo pic
Al: Nice one

by Woofel July 25, 2010

zipzor

Ghetto guy trying to speak hacker while zipping up his pants after jacking off.

"Frankie is such a zipzor cause during RP he couldnt stop saying Yo and Homie G when refering to his RP mates."

by Leena July 12, 2004

Zippo

A person who spend their entire time on the internet trying to hook up with women. They never stop until they believe they've built the ultimate harem. One can typically find them in multiplayer games and social media outlets.

- The word "Zippo" originates from the natural behavior of a hippo. A hippo tends to reside in large groups in bodies of water, but are very territorial while not on land. Similar to how a Zippo will attempt to integrate themselves into a group that contains multiple women, and compete with any possible males who may be involved.

Holy crap, man don't be a zippo. It's much more looked-down upon than fuckboys.

by TUXEDOFLAMINGO January 17, 2018