A weekend cash-raising event where either you are selling strips of sod from your front lawn, or all the items for sale are three feet long.
I was gonna widen the asphalt parking-area in front of my house, so I carefully cut the grassy sod into easy-to-manage three-foot-long strips, neatly rolled it up and bagged it, and then held a yard sale.
by QuacksO September 9, 2018
Get the yard salemug. Similar to the 1,000 yead stare, but for someone who doesn't have a single thought behind their eyes. Commonly applies to ipad kids who suffer from skibidi toilet syndrome.
Look at that kid sing skibidi toilet, they have a 1 yard stare, there's not a single thought behind those eyes.
by mustache666 October 12, 2023
Get the 1 Yard Staremug. Brought to you by the guy who brought the 500 chin up challenge and the 2 ton bench press challenge, the 50 yard challenge is the one where you mow 50 yards in one hour, or you mow one yard by the time the guy finishes a 50 yard dash, depending on what rules the guy makes.
Guy 1-Nobody can do that, mow 50 yards in one hour, no way.
Guy 2- There's just been one guy only to do it so far, the guy who invented the 50 yard challenge. He mowed 50 yards in one hour fair and square, without cheating, without taking steroids. He's a special guy, he's almost like a god to the other people who took the challenge, even the other guy doing the challenge who finished a couple weeks after this guy thinks he is.
Guy 2- There's just been one guy only to do it so far, the guy who invented the 50 yard challenge. He mowed 50 yards in one hour fair and square, without cheating, without taking steroids. He's a special guy, he's almost like a god to the other people who took the challenge, even the other guy doing the challenge who finished a couple weeks after this guy thinks he is.
by Solid Mantis January 20, 2020
Get the 50 yard challengemug. Yahneck Bozo: Hey Mark we're friends right? You trust me right? I promise I didn't steal anything from you.. Oh On yard I didn't steal nothin from you.
Mark: No need to go that far Yahneck.
Mark: No need to go that far Yahneck.
by CuunCuunLips June 13, 2022
Get the On Yardmug. The son or daughter of a deadbeat dad, mainly used for Father's who are in the same town not hiding but still will go at any cost of ignoring there yard children as if they were the pleage.
_I'm sorry your honor but that kid is not mine
_the file clearly says it's your biological son
_ Your honor that's my yard child, I don't even know how to spell the retarded ass name my babymama gave him
_Order in the court, what do you think this is a babershop, please have some respect for the gavel
_the file clearly says it's your biological son
_ Your honor that's my yard child, I don't even know how to spell the retarded ass name my babymama gave him
_Order in the court, what do you think this is a babershop, please have some respect for the gavel
by Toroz May 29, 2018
Get the Yard Childmug. Bone yard lingard. Wana be criminal from Northside of Brisbane whose father is a correctional officer. BabyG hides in the boneyard!
by Truth will set you free April 23, 2024
Get the Bone yardmug. by thelod June 24, 2008
Get the grandpa in the yardmug.