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wowt

1. An expression a sleep-deprived art student may make to describe a happiness beyond words. Pronounced "woo-woo-w00t".

2. The sound a happy lemming makes, supposedly once the Xbox 360 comes out or when given fresh celery.
1. "Dude, did you finish your sketches? ... Dude?"
"... wowt!"
"What?"
"Wowt!"
"... You really need sleep, don't you?"
"Kinda."

2. Delia entered her darkened room, shuffling across to her bed; WOWT. Delia froze, turned slowly as the door creaked shut. WOWT. She saw the green, left-over celery springs scattered across the carpet and moved quickly towards the window - but the lemming blocked her path. WOWT, the rodent chirped, staring at her with soulless black and beady eyes. "No!" she gasped, as the lemming drew near. WOWT. WOWT. "NO!" she cried, as the lemming closed the gap.
WOWT.
by invalidgriffin January 28, 2006
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A load in the hand is worth two in the bush

Pulling out and missing is better then having a bunch of bastard children.
Person A "don't worry buddy, you may look like an ass, but remember: "A load in the hand is worth two in the bush"

Parson B "True dat"
by TheKevinTaylor June 19, 2009
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