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woods sucker

The act of having homosexual intercourse in the woods and sucking on the male reproductive organ
Liam: Wanna do the woods sucker tonight

Alex: Yeah I'm real down, no homo tho
by silly swan69 November 29, 2021
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Chelsea Woods

This is a new and popular term to describe someone who’s transphobic, homophobic, racist and/ or sexist.

This term can also be used to describe someone who’s narcissistic or full of themselves.
“She’s so full of herself, she’s a Chelsea Woods.”
“Can you stop making racist comments, you’re a Chelsea Woods!”
by Mimi777 June 21, 2019
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wood weaver

A slang term used to described someone who is insessently annoying, and weaves tales of their own self worth in their conversations, and or homosexual (weave men's wood)
Stop dicking around you wood weaver!

guy:Oh i am so cool, I was out fucking some honeys earlier tonite, and all you were doing was playin video games, I was cruisen with my boys you fucking wood weaver.
by creator of words March 8, 2008
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heavy wood

Music, often from either the classical or baroque era, that is established as being a 'prophetic' form of proto-heavy metal. For instance, some of the compositions of Antonio Vivaldi (1678-1741), such as 'La Folia' or 'The Four Seasons' can be classified as falling within this category.
Dude, you listen to heavy metal? Fuck that! Listen to heavy wood instead.
by opuspostumum March 14, 2023
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Arms of the woods

A legitimate idiom, totally not made up to win Weekly Wrap.
They're not from around here; not from these arms of the woods.
by fringe-benefits-tax April 22, 2021
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Dale Wooded

Getting a message via Facebook, Instagram or text from someone you have no desire to ever hear from or talk to again.
My ex-boyfriend totally just Dale Wooded me and sent me a message on facebook saying "how are you?" after 4 years of never speaking to him.
by Weasleyhere November 14, 2016
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Slappy Wood

The act of slapping someone with magical color sticks.
Watch out, I'm about to slappy wood you
by MagicPhoneBooth August 3, 2015
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