wet mosquito

When you nut in a girls butt and then suck it out with a straw

Jonah wet mosquitoed Ashly

by The best man121211 December 10, 2016

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Instant wet

When just verbally conversing with a woman by saying the right thing at the right time instantly makes a mess in her underwear.

He didn't even say that many words but they were the right ones and her only response was instant wet.

by @Badmoneyslim September 5, 2019

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Normally used to describe a lad who thinks he’s all that but isn’t even half of that. Can typically be found frequenting the same sports bars, in the same outfit, drinking the same pink gin and lemonade. Spends his spare time flirting with girls way out of his league, relaxing on the sun bed and saying he’s going to the gym when he’s actually taking it slow in the steam room.

A: oh my god I have a date with Matt Burnett this weekend
B: what?! No, girl, you can’t. He’s SUCH a wet wipe

by B Caitlin July 9, 2019

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Streets wet

Police are on the block.
The streets wet means stop doing illegal activities and get the hell outta there because if you don't you'll be arrested.
If you hear this shouted run.

Ayo streets wet nigga!

by OEvil August 11, 2018

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Wet Firing

Rapidly expelled, short bursts, of wet sounding (and sometimes actually leaky wet) gas that typically occurs immediately upon sitting on the toilet and prior to a full, explosive bowel release.

I don’t know who was in that stall this morning but all I heard was a belt buckle, a pants drop and a whole series of wet firing.

I ate way to much chili during the playoff game. I spent half the night trotting to the shitter and wet firing round after round.

by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018

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