Regular weed

Weed that is regular

Damn that some regular weed.

by Marioinski April 25, 2019

Weed Fart

When your hidden stash of weed that you otherwise wouldnt smell suddenly fill the entire room with its potent odor

Dude my mom was in my room the other day looking around on my computer when suddenly i smelt my weed fart.

by NukeMoscow April 28, 2011

Weed Family

A community in which members take turns retrieving weed for the group to share.

Oleg - "What is a weed family?"
Mike - "A weed family is FUCKYOU"

by guymin September 9, 2011

miracle weed

The little bits of marijuana you find laying around your room after you've exhausted your stash and are desperate.

After looking carefully, Steve found little bits of miracle weed in the carpet and managed to pack half a bowl with it.

by KittenInAStocking July 10, 2012

Weed pussy

Getting sex from a woman solely on the fact that you are in possession of high quality marijuana.

John: Man, I banged that hot chick Alice from biology.
Joe: What? Bro, all that girl wants is your bud, she ain't pitching in jack. Is it really worth the sex?
John: I dunno man, I love sex more than weed, so weed pussy is worth it to me.

by Pseudon't April 10, 2013

Weed Lojacker

A friend who never fails to show up just as your lighting your head blunt.

He's definitly a weed lojacker, he always knows.

by PrincessNursie August 11, 2010

weed fiend

Someone who is so addicted to weed, they steal your money and scam you to support their addiction and never match with you.

"You trying to match with Jessie at the park?"

me: "Nah, Jessie is a weed fiend."

by qqki June 23, 2020