Calculator Watch

A key and crucial asset to Oscar, as it is not only used as a tool to show the time but it is a mathematical genius of an invention. Oscar used this to calculate the size of Rezs nose, and the sheer size of the Earth, Oscar single handedly became a genius just by using the amazing and genius invention of the calculator watch by Casio>

"oi Oscar did you use your calculator watch during the test you thicc lad"

by Rezisthicc April 19, 2019

Big Dick Watch

Similar to storm alerts, this term is used when it is merley suspected that a male prospect has a large penis, more evidence would be considered a "warning". Unlike storm alerts, a warning is highly regarded as a positive finding.

Girl 1: Well, we haven't boned yet but we were grinding on the dance floor and I have to issue a Big Dick Watch!
Girl 2: That's awesome, hopefully a warning is issued by the weekend!

by BurnsSOgood August 12, 2015

watching movies

,v.1)code term for smoking THC containing flora. 2) code term for making out and/or scoring

Me and Kristen watched movies and then watched more movies.

by ceelo March 23, 2003

watchin shrek

A term used between guys, code for wacking off

Guy 1 :"Hey man watd u do all weekend?"
Guy 2 :"My mom was in New York all weekend so i spent the time watchin shrek"
Guy 1: "Nice Bro"
Dumb Bitch: "Who the fuck still watches shrek"

by The Infamous Lewski, yeah thats rite its me August 10, 2006

watching blue

To watch porn.

A blue film, blue picture, or bf is a euphemistic term used in India, Sri Lanka, Israel and Nepal for an adult film, often made by amateurs or shot in a style recalling amateur porn.

The term blue picture comes from Great Britain, where blue is euphemistically used to refer to works targeting the prurient interest or those that are considered offensive, obscene or in bad taste.

Hey, were you watching blue?

by harryl June 5, 2014

wall watchers

set of tits so floppy they lay to the sides when a woman is on her back. the nipples face the walls; hence, wall watchers.

Lisa's got a set of wall watchers on her, doesn't she!

by russell carroll May 19, 2004

watchacom

When somebody can't think of a word fast enough. So they say "watchacom". For example, when Sgt. says "you have to get your watchacom straight!"

"You have to get your watchacom straight Dunn!"

"Price, Flanders, Savage, Templin, Olafsen! What are you doing with that err watchacom!"

by Duck65 April 11, 2014