Walmart Moses Catcall

Catcall whistling down a Walmart aisle clearing the crowd

Did you see Him walking in Walmart all Walmart Moses Catcalling

by Cools Man December 1, 2024

Walmart Shitter

Person who defecates in a Walmart, specifically on the floor of the store, and not in the bathroom.

Hey Kim, someone pooped on the floor. Must be another walmart shitter.

by anonymous December 13, 2024

Walmart Version

adjective;

1 A derogatory term that is used to disparage a consumer product that is obviously a cheap, poorly made rip-off of a more desired, expensive brand.
2. Any musical group or that attempts to sound like a popular band, but fails.

1. "My brother was bragging about getting a pair of Air Jordans, but they turned out to just be the Walmart Versions..."
2. "I checked out a Greta Van Fleet show, but they turned out to be a Walmart Version of the Rolling Stones.

by Simon Trinculo January 3, 2025

Walmart slut

One who buys lingerie and/or non brand name clothing in an attempt to procure wealth, goods and/or men.

If only that Walmart slut could have made it to Victoria’s Secret- they have a sale on black bras and no one would have to see her pasty white strap.

by Jax Loreau January 17, 2025

walmeth

Used among abusers of the nasal decongestant propylhexedrine to refer to the drug. A play on words of Walmart and meth, due to the substance being widely available OTC and having effects similar to meth.

I just picked up a benzedrex inhaler. I can't wait to have some walmeth.

by terramnulliam January 24, 2025

walmart

the dumpster of america. - plainrock124. there are alot of people out there criticisizing the quality of walmart products.

random idiot - checc this out @everyone

me - what

mod - stop pinging @everyone next ping and its a 14 day mute

random idiot - its a 1 doller walmart tablet i bet its better than ur pathetic appel

mod - i have an ipad pro. even an ipad 1st generation is better than even the best of android, you got the worst tablet out there

me - same. i also agree with that statement

mod ?role add @user admin

mod - ?ban noappeal @random broke ass loser get the hell out of here and dont come back

by 584940493395874392034839394 February 2, 2025

Walmart Socking

The act of removing a sock from a mannequin at walmart, busting a fat load in it, and placing it back on the mannequin, leaving it to solidify. When the workers come to change the outfit on the mannequin, the sock should be absolutely immovable, and plastered to the mannequin's foot.

You: "Hey Bryce, wanna go walmart socking?"
Bryce: "Nahhh bro I've got a date with Amelia tonight."
You: "Wait, Amelia as in, my MOM?"

by ILoveBigBlackOilyMen February 18, 2025