squirt works

Is what happens when you are fingering a woman so proficiently that she starts violently squirting all over your forearm, stomach and legs leaving a large puddle of liquid on the floor to mop up with a towel. If squirt works is accomplished it is almost guaranteed the woman will fall in love with you and your skills; be careful.

Last night I met this girl at the bar who invited me back to her place where I fingered her so hard squirt works emanated from between her legs

by Cjd1981#C.Kent July 4, 2017

Work doormat

Somebody who gets completely walked all over at work. They work over-time for free and they don't stand their ground at all.

Alice: What you up to tonight bae?
James: I'm on call tonight AGAIN!
Alice: But they don't even pay you for that?! You're such a work doormat!!

by imsofuckingquiche February 18, 2015

Da Works

Giving someone Da Works is when you remove, mute, block communications, file complaint and avoid the player on any gaiming system or in real life.

If you kill me one more time i'm going to give you Da Works.

by DoomedSoul16 October 9, 2011

Work talker

Someone who talks non-stop about work especially to people who aren't coworkers. Common offensives: constant use of lingo and acronyms that others don't understand or care to understand, name dropping of coworkers that others don't know or care to know, going into way too much details about specifics in their work day.

So my new roommate is a work talker. She told me last night in painful detail about how the copier broke at her job and how Susie and Jim (who recently broke up) had to push the reset button and after three times it still would not work. They had to call the service guy who came to fix it and turns out it was the toner because Susie had made so many copies last week when she was working on the S.C.A.N.T project.

by Wordsmith21 August 8, 2014

chill-work

1. The act of working (especially homework) in a leisurely manner, usually accompanied by TV or distracting music. It is midway between procrastinating and hard work.

A: What the fuck man! Why are you watching Netflix? Don't you have a 50 page paper due tomorrow?
B: Yeah, it's no big deal. I'm chill-working.

by khanjohnson May 31, 2016

cheap work

Jobs that go to Recently immigrated Africans,Mexicans and Asians

Those Mexicans made my job considered cheap work.

by UrbanSlang12321 June 20, 2016

Work wex

When your tired as fuck basically wrecked and not in a fuck up way but a tired as fuck way and now have to work a 8 hour shift with no pleasurable benefit of the night before.

Man for real fuck my life I could drive off a bridge I’m so fucking work wex but I just gotta learn to get over it.

by Titus dyfilid February 26, 2019