whackitballs

The drifting globules of semen resulting from ejaculating in any sort of tub or swimming pool.

Bob smiled oddly when the two teenage girls in the jacuzzi screamed,"Look out! Whackitballs!"

by BurnedOutBob November 8, 2006

peenie whacker

Used to ejaculate and evacuate. Cums in many shapes and sizes (and colors) while also being attached to twins which can also cum in different shapes and sizes. Can be hairy, smooth and/or prickly like a cacti. Can also be used a derogatory term.

Kiki: bro my waiter was such a bitch, he made me pay for water

Chance: what a fuckin peenie whacker

Ex.2

Evan: what’s it mean when a girl laughs when I show her my peenie whacker?

Randy: means you got a massive member my manz

Evan: oh..

by Chance52 August 20, 2021

wackfartis

That sick feeling in your stomach you get when you haven't eaten something. Empty fart cramps. Like you want to fart and nothing.

Man I just smelled my finger after being with that girl in Chicago. I haven't eaten and it gave me a case of wackfartis.

by Cwistopha October 21, 2020

pud whacker

Someone who is not cool or up with the times,usually a 18-25 yr old male that is still a virgin but still talks about whacking it everynite cause he's clueless on how to nail some snatch!

That dude chris is such a pud whacker,he couldn't get laid in a 10.00 whore house!

by pipelayer24 May 31, 2013

Peter-Wacker

A nickname for the male anatomy.

Jack got his Peter-Wacker stuck in his zipper again.

by Mega_Beaner July 19, 2012

wack-ass

An adjective often used to describe a person, or an event, which was weird, stupid, or ridiculous.

Not the same as wack, which is usually used to describe something as disturbing, frightening or just plain strange.

Did you see what that wack-ass girl was doing?

That was a wack-ass show!

by crayons September 1, 2004

Wackadoo

The Oily Wifestyle

A woman in my area who posts on the local parenting Facebook page calls herself "The Oily Wifestyle" and I actively hate it, she’s a real wackadoo.

by Smutsmut November 11, 2019