crack wax

One of the many exudates of the human body. It is the slimy, smelly, greasy stuff which lines the crack going from the anus and upward between the buttocks.

This crack wax has got to go. It is making my underwear stink.

by uh...clem December 10, 2022

waxing the dragon

Scrubbing your Willy while it’s hard in the shower.

Johnny won’t stop waxing the dragon in the shower.

by bbbballllllsssssssssuuupppp December 11, 2024

Wax Your Starfish

the art of eating ass; performing a rimjob, lickin that bootyhole

Hey girl, lemme wax your starfish!

by 666tacos August 19, 2020

Waxing the bed

The act of taking some form of tape or another sticky substance, putting it across your bed, and pulling it up to get off un-wanted hair. The hair usually belongs to a pet, and is caused by the pet shedding while they sleep/lay with you on your bed.

"Dude, my dog slept with me on my bed last night. I spent a good 30 minutes this morning waxing the bed."

or

"What are you doing?"
"I'm waxing the bed. My cat decided to lay in it when I was gone, and sheds a lot.

by zig12 August 9, 2009

Wax Burner

essentially a person who thinks they're a gangbanger & smells really bad because they refuse to shower despite living with a family member or community home

Cornelius is such a Wax Burner.

by huntington304ganggang January 23, 2025

Girdle Wax

You’re driving and have to shit. You lose the battle. The seat heater is on so it liquifies in your draws. You get out of the car to head in the house but the cold air causes it to once again solidify. Thus becoming caked onto your undergarments like wax

Friend: “Dude, after the bar yesterday, I was driving home and got some serious girdle wax.

by Njpfunny December 9, 2024

Wax Eye Cereal Killers

WAX EYE released several parody trading card series. CEREAL KILLERS Series 1, and Series 2 parodies popular cereal brands mixing with iconic horror films.

Wax Eye Cereal Killers is great.

by SPrice1980 April 25, 2022