Average virgin: yo I won a game of Fortnite!
Me: I don't care. Yo guess what.
Average virgin: What?
Me: Get a LIFE!!
Me: I don't care. Yo guess what.
Average virgin: What?
Me: Get a LIFE!!
by Zicardo May 31, 2018
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by Grhrkykybdvsvtvt August 16, 2015
Get the Grinding virgin mug.A guy/girl who is well known for taking many people's virginities in an almost predatory fashion, and is often disliked because of this. In many fantasy worlds, goblins are regarded as evil, skulking creatures, taking things that do not belong to them.
Guy 1: Did you hear Dave took another girl's virginity last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, what's that, third one this week?
Guy 1: Yup... what a virginity goblin...
Guy 2: Yeah, what's that, third one this week?
Guy 1: Yup... what a virginity goblin...
by Sh4rkinfestedcustard March 12, 2013
Get the Virginity Goblin mug.She goes to Catholic school so she's saving herself for marriage, but she's a Euro Virgin so I'm hitting that ass!
by Celtic Nations September 3, 2019
Get the euro virgin mug.The name given to somebody who lost their dry virginity when they dry fucked or dry humped a girl in bed, but sadly haven’t made it that far to lose their actual virginity while in bed.
Friend 1: Yo, Ron is such a Dry Virgin, he only has dry humped a few chicks!
Friend 2: Stop talking about it , Barry!
Friend 2: Stop talking about it , Barry!
by dgarretson530 February 16, 2019
Get the Dry Virgin mug.Being so much of a virgin, you contract virgin disease. This makes even others susceptible to becoming a virgin just by being near you.
It is said to have stemmed from the biggest virgin of them all, an Indian named Reece who likes to play S.T.A.L.K.E.R and Rising Storm 2: Vietnam
It is said to have stemmed from the biggest virgin of them all, an Indian named Reece who likes to play S.T.A.L.K.E.R and Rising Storm 2: Vietnam
Philip: Man, you're such non-virgin Ethan!
Ethan: Thanks Genius Phil- What's that. Oh shit, that Indian man Reece. He has Virgin Disease. We better get out of here before we get Virgin Disease!
Ethan: Thanks Genius Phil- What's that. Oh shit, that Indian man Reece. He has Virgin Disease. We better get out of here before we get Virgin Disease!
by ChadEthan May 12, 2021
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Guy 2: are they new?
Guy 1: They are feet virgins, wanting for your feet to pop their cherry.
Guy 2: are they new?
Guy 1: They are feet virgins, wanting for your feet to pop their cherry.
by klkuhn30 March 2, 2011
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