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Average Virgin

A person who abuses their Snapchat story with (nobody cares) Fortnite or PUBG wins.
Average virgin: yo I won a game of Fortnite!

Me: I don't care. Yo guess what.

Average virgin: What?

Me: Get a LIFE!!
by Zicardo May 31, 2018
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Grinding virgin

A person that chooses to remain abstent from the act of grinding because it conflicts with moral beliefs
That grinding virgin refused to step on the dance floor because he was apauled by all the twerkin.
by Grhrkykybdvsvtvt August 16, 2015
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Virginity Goblin

A guy/girl who is well known for taking many people's virginities in an almost predatory fashion, and is often disliked because of this. In many fantasy worlds, goblins are regarded as evil, skulking creatures, taking things that do not belong to them.
Guy 1: Did you hear Dave took another girl's virginity last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, what's that, third one this week?

Guy 1: Yup... what a virginity goblin...
by Sh4rkinfestedcustard March 12, 2013
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euro virgin

Women who save their virginity by having anal sex rather than vaginal sex to save their virginity.
She goes to Catholic school so she's saving herself for marriage, but she's a Euro Virgin so I'm hitting that ass!
by Celtic Nations September 3, 2019
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Dry Virgin

The name given to somebody who lost their dry virginity when they dry fucked or dry humped a girl in bed, but sadly haven’t made it that far to lose their actual virginity while in bed.
Friend 1: Yo, Ron is such a Dry Virgin, he only has dry humped a few chicks!
Friend 2: Stop talking about it , Barry!
by dgarretson530 February 16, 2019
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Virgin Disease

Being so much of a virgin, you contract virgin disease. This makes even others susceptible to becoming a virgin just by being near you.

It is said to have stemmed from the biggest virgin of them all, an Indian named Reece who likes to play S.T.A.L.K.E.R and Rising Storm 2: Vietnam
Philip: Man, you're such non-virgin Ethan!
Ethan: Thanks Genius Phil- What's that. Oh shit, that Indian man Reece. He has Virgin Disease. We better get out of here before we get Virgin Disease!
by ChadEthan May 12, 2021
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feet virgins

New shoes, never tried on. still has factory lace ties and inserts in shoes.
Guy 1: You want to buy some shoes?

Guy 2: are they new?

Guy 1: They are feet virgins, wanting for your feet to pop their cherry.
by klkuhn30 March 2, 2011
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