sally: omg it's midnight!
jerome: yeah, so?
sally: that means its OFFICIALLY valentines day!!!
jerome: and your point?
sally: wait, dont talk right now, im busy valen-texting.
jerome: yeah, so?
sally: that means its OFFICIALLY valentines day!!!
jerome: and your point?
sally: wait, dont talk right now, im busy valen-texting.
by getitdude February 13, 2009
Get the valen-texting mug.A volcano that spews hearts. A Valentine Volcano is most often seen at a senior center when two older people are very much in love, such as is seen with Beatrice Middleton and her boyfriend, Hec Hanley. A Valentine Volcano is very hard to stop; when it erupts, look out! Your heart will be on fire.
Beatrice: Wow! There's a Valentine Volcano out here. (she kisses Hec)
Hec: Whoah! Good one! Super-charged. You know there must be tons of Valentine Volcanoes around here.
Beatrice: Look where we are. We're at the Senior Center. There's some sweet stuff going on here.
Elsie: This is gonna be a great date! Would you dance with me?
Hec: (switches on 'Love Me Tender') This is a real volcano. Careful now, we're gonna get burned!
Beatrice: Its not that type of volcano. Would you be my Valentine, sweetie? (she sits down and starts rubbing Hec with some Martian Mud)
Hec: Of course I'll be your Valentine. You know I love you. We're both former Marines here. Semper Fi!
Beatrice: Yes, we almost live by the same creed. Honor, courage, commitment - A Gunny Granny's gotta do what a Gunny Granny's gotta do! Valentine Volcanoes are hot!
Hec: Whoah! Good one! Super-charged. You know there must be tons of Valentine Volcanoes around here.
Beatrice: Look where we are. We're at the Senior Center. There's some sweet stuff going on here.
Elsie: This is gonna be a great date! Would you dance with me?
Hec: (switches on 'Love Me Tender') This is a real volcano. Careful now, we're gonna get burned!
Beatrice: Its not that type of volcano. Would you be my Valentine, sweetie? (she sits down and starts rubbing Hec with some Martian Mud)
Hec: Of course I'll be your Valentine. You know I love you. We're both former Marines here. Semper Fi!
Beatrice: Yes, we almost live by the same creed. Honor, courage, commitment - A Gunny Granny's gotta do what a Gunny Granny's gotta do! Valentine Volcanoes are hot!
by Dusty's Baby Powder September 4, 2011
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by LAURATHEAWESOME March 17, 2011
Get the wet valdez mug.Collin Valenti, also known as hoop jones, is a very hip guy with an awesome mustache and cool ray bans. Collin Valenti has good taste in music, and is probably the funniest person in existence.
by hhggdhb November 19, 2011
Get the Collin Valenti mug.When you wish someone could be your Valentine, but they are Valentines with someone else. You are their non-Valentine Valentine's because even though you really Iike them, you are a boss ass biatch and you refuse to be someone's Valentine who already as another Valentine. Hence: non- Valentine Valentine.
You're going on a Valentine's dinner date with your ex? I can't be your Valentine! I'm your non- Valentine Valentine.
by rogueshine February 1, 2015
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Get the Gina valentina mug.A date that takes place for the sole purpose of having a date on Valentine's day and will most likely never lead to a second date.
"Hey, are you doing anything with anybody for Valentine's Day?"
"Yeah, I'm just going on a valendate with Jenny, nothing special."
"Yeah, I'm just going on a valendate with Jenny, nothing special."
by j01101010 February 19, 2007
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