twitter memory

Being able to recall tweets effortlessly (at times unintentionally) while having conversations with friends.

Twitter Memory ruins punch lines.
Ruins conversations.
Ruins friendship.
Ruins Lives.
October is TM awareness month. Spread the word!

#TM

"Yea bro, last night i ..."
"Stop. Last night you saw someone being robbed, beat up the robber- turned him in and got to meet Batman? I know. "
"Wow. Way to ruin the story!"
"My bad, my Twitter memory just kicked in on its own again. Damn it. I need help."

by @bbajj October 7, 2013

Twitter-bitter

twit-er bit-er (adj) When a tweeter is bitter or upset about not receiving a reply to a Direct Message (DM). Also occurs where the tweeter does not receive any feedback on his or her status.

Manifests itself frequently in late night rants to which no one replies because it is the middle of the night, thus resulting in an endless cycle of culminating twitter-bitterness.

Don't be all Twitter-bitter just because I didn't see your DM yesterday, bitch.

by DJ Hearing Aid July 20, 2010

twitter-hyped

When someone or something only gets success or recognition on twitter but outside of the app, the hype is not even closely matched. Can be synonymous with fraudulence in terms of truthful relevancy.

"Why Dua Lipa can't get anumber one album or song? They love her so much on twitter. She's so talented and i always see positive viral tweets about her and her perfomances?"

"Oh. It's cus she twitter-hyped"

by Ryan1989 December 30, 2020

twitter bitches

a community of people that are homophobic, transphobic, have scat kinks, and grapists

the twitter bitches are my favorite dolls!

by hottesthottie April 9, 2022

easier twitter

More readily variable verifiable facts and figures as well as even figurines

Easier twitter allows for ease of navigation confirmation.

by Hercolena Oliver October 19, 2008

Twitter jockey

1. A public relations "pro" who spends their entire workday posting PR Daily, Mashable and other articles on Twitter (and Facebook...because all "pros" link their Twitter to their Facebook!) without a RT (ReTweet) so as to not give credit.

2. Someone who does not produce anything authentic or original of their own on Twitter and omits mention of the source except for the URL, which is in bit.ly or tinyurl form.

@"Twitter Jockey" Can you believe this statistic in a recent study? I'm pretending this is my link here!

by I Judge Because I Care April 10, 2011

Verbal Twittering

The act of talking without noticing (or caring) if anyone is listening.

I'm watching the game on TV while my wife is on the other sofa verbal twittering. I have no idea what she's saying and it's unlikely she'll stop anytime soon to notice.

by musleh June 18, 2009