Dutch Turkey

The Dutch Turkey is defined as a sex act where one places their balls into the rectum of their partner and then performs a handstand lasting upwards of 60 seconds.
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by Moskau and Staley February 05, 2011
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ass turkey

The act of vigorously licking a hot chicks butthole, all the while making Tom Turkey sounds! Gobble, gobble, gobble
While many girls may deny it, they all ask for more ass turkey!
by EOD4me August 14, 2011
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cold turkey

When you completely quit a habit, typically smoking right away. It is very painful and puts you in a very irritable mood. It is very different than giving up gradually. When giving up gradually, you smoke littler and littler each day.
Guy #3:Shut up!!! Both of you!!!

Guy #1: Why is Guy 3 being such a bitch?

Guy #2: He started cold turkey today. He has been smoking for the past five years.

Guy #1: Wow that must really suck.
by tomdotcom36 September 18, 2010
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jive turkey

someone who talks a lot of shit, either a complete liar or someone who is so full of shit they think they are telling the truth
1) george bush
2) bill clinton

your local used car salesman is a jive turkey. Anytime someone tells u a car is flawless and then tells u to get the extended warrantee is a jive turkey
by Jacques February 23, 2004
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Awkward Turkey

When someone (could be you too!) is awkward, put your hand straight up, and the other hand like a fist, while pulling your thumb out and twisting the fisted hand. Then, when something is REALLY AWKWARD (I mean, it really has to be... Really, don't fake it. If it's not THAT awkward, do it regularly, otherwise if it is EXTREMELY AWKWARD, then you do this:) make your hand that's making the fist move in a forward motion, almost like you're shaking a mustard container. REMEMBER: ONLY DO THIS OF IT IS REALLY AWKWARD!
Taylor: "I have a seed on my boob."
Peet: (awkward turkey)
by Peet Montzingo January 23, 2008
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Turkey Jerk

A term to describe male masturbation.
"I'm going go Turkey Jerk, see you in a minute!"
by Spam Fan December 08, 2006
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surf turkey

If you buy volcom jeans at the pacific sun, you're a surf turkey. If you own a fitted DC hat, you're a surf turkey. If you can't surf or ride a skateboard properly, you're most definitely a surf turkey. If you visit Florida from Louisiana, Alabama, Mississippi, or anywhere else in the Southern Region and walk into Plus Skateshop, you're most probably a surf turkey. Daggers for life!
Anyone who brags about how much weed they smoke, is definitely a surf turkey.

Any surf turkey who spends all of his money at the local skate shop, so he can be the illest nagrum.

Fuck Life to all the surf turkey fools.
by ryanwatson7@gmail.com June 14, 2007
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