Trumpet

3. Short for Trump Puppet. Those echoing or espousing the political views of Donald Trump

The MAGA trumpets were in full form at the insurrection.

by anonymous October 17, 2023

Habanero Trumpet

You eat a large amount of spicy food before sex and during you leave a foul smelling spicy steamer on your lovers chest or face

"I told him I liked it spicy in the bedroom so he gave me a Habanero Trumpet"

by Krazychris89 July 25, 2016

anal trumpet

When you blow into ones asshole, and it makes a sound like a trumpet

Hey lover come here and let me play your anal trumpet

by TrÜtH September 4, 2016

Trumpet

Blowing someone while listening to opera

That was a really nice trumpet

by Where is Chester November 19, 2020

party trumpet

A nose hose for bugger sugar

Ay pass the party trumpet I gotta fat rail to fire

by C L O U D S July 21, 2023

trumpeteer

Someone who is such a fan of Donald Trump that they would blow him like a flugelhorn if given the chance.

Every one of these Trumpeteers at tonights "Stop the Steal" rally would drop to their knees if Donald walked in!

by Finleah November 6, 2021

Trumpet

When you try to text the word “truly” but autocorrect screws you over

Guy 1: “I think we have a bright future together”
Girl 1: “Yes I trumpet believe we’re soulmates”
Guy 1: “bruh”

by Rebencent January 19, 2021