The best instrument of all creating ever. Everyone who is a trumpet player has the most ego and is horny as hecc. All of us HATE the woodwinds, saxophones most of all.
by TrumpetsAreBetter February 7, 2020
Get the Trumpetmug. When you sense you lady friend is about to flatulate in the act of cunnilingus, reach your hand between her loins open palmed and gently press against her bum hole, and control the release of wind at your discretion.
Jake: "I can't go down on my wife after Taco Tuesday, if you know what I mean."
Matt: "Yo, you gotta play the muffled trumpet. Works wonders with Lexi. She loves it."
Jake: "Just get up in there?"
Matt: "I straight Miles Davised Lexi last Tuesday. Just take it into your own hands. Pun intended."
Matt: "Yo, you gotta play the muffled trumpet. Works wonders with Lexi. She loves it."
Jake: "Just get up in there?"
Matt: "I straight Miles Davised Lexi last Tuesday. Just take it into your own hands. Pun intended."
by bboymono January 28, 2015
Get the Muffled Trumpetmug. A rank-and-file supporter of Donald Trump.
by Texano November 10, 2019
Get the TrumPetmug. The act of giving oral to the rectum or penis in short bursts, much like one giving a jazz solo for a trumpet.
by jimmies be rustled April 26, 2014
Get the jazzy trumpetmug. A trumpet is a blown musical instrument commonly used in classical and jazz ensembles. The trumpet group contains the instruments with the highest register in the brass family.
by ansisjm October 30, 2017
Get the Trumpetmug. When you eat the ass of a woman (or man) whilst making a ululating sound. this will give off the sound of a ukulele, whilst playing the trumpet
Hey man, were you giving my mum the ukulele trumpet last night? It was pretty loud.
You hear that noise last night? That was me playing the ukelele trumpet on your sister!
You hear that noise last night? That was me playing the ukelele trumpet on your sister!
by Sthepen the 17th of Auckland a May 22, 2016
Get the Ukelele Trumpetmug. Man, the bird website just isn’t the same now that they’ve actually gone and kicked Donge l’Orange de la Trumpeter Swange out of the nest.
by Hogtrude Parker January 11, 2021
Get the Donge l’Orange de la Trumpeter Swangemug.