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Punch-through

The act of your finger going through an insufficient amount of toilet paper during anal wipe age.
Scott, after spending a sufficient amount of time in the bathroom, came to the conclusion that two sheets of toilet paper results in a punch-through.
by Gina Johnson September 4, 2018
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One Tough Bitch

Coined by a two time cancer survivor, OTB means women have the inner strength to get through anything. That no matter how life kicks you to the curb, you always have the strength within you to stand back up.
Despite losing her job and her home, Sarah was One Tough Bitch and pushed forward to a new career and beginning.
by Shellfish18 February 3, 2019
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Cant Understand Normal Thought

a way of calling someone a 'cunt' without saying 'cunt'. it's way better than saying "C U Next Tuesday".
"that lady Cant Understand Normal Thought."
by Mallhew December 29, 2007
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Piss me through the phone

The act of peeing loudly while talking to your friend on speaker phone. The person on the other end of the conversation will most definitely try to convince themselves it was a drinking fountain.
Ellie: *pssssssss* so, you wanna hang out later?
Molly: Sure... what's that noise?
Ellie: Oh nothing.
Molly: I'm hoping thats a drinking fountain. Don't piss me through the phone, dude.
by greoee October 1, 2011
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perish the thought

A reassuring way of stating to an insecure friend that their comment (whilst maybe a bit true) was silly and/or foolish and the last thing on your mind.
Sally: Hey Bob, I know you'd rather take Julia to the prom because you think she's prettier than me...

Bob: Jeez Sally, Julia over you?! Lol, Perish the thought!

Bob: ( @Julia 😉)
by GMWilkie June 13, 2017
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e-tough

tough only over the internet, such as in forums and chats
t3h_m4n: lol u b1tch i'll fck u up
Trevelyan: wow you're so e-tough
by Trevelyan March 27, 2008
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nut first through a knothole

feeling and looking like shit when you are sick, hung-over, or got the crapped kicked out of you
shit man, you look like you got dragged nut first through a knothole
by jr December 11, 2004
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