taint

the area of the crotch which separates the genitals from the ass-crack.

It t'aint the ass, and it t'aint the pussy. It's just the ever-sensitive taint. It's its own thing.

by championyx January 11, 2010

Taint Monopoly

The use of your taint when playing monopoly, instead of properties like Marvin Gardens

"I played Taint Monopoly the other day and i landed on Chris's Taint and had to pay 500 dollars"

by lordofthetaints August 8, 2008

Eight in the Taint

A size 8 shoe kicking the shit out of unsuspecting individual in the area between the genitals and the anus.

Mike: "Yo! What happened to you?"

Russ: "I told Claire to Shut the Fuck up, and she gave me a eight in the taint!"

by sh_rebel January 23, 2011

taint slap

To rub your taint on to your hand and slap a chum in the face.

Billy taint slapped eddie in the face, leaving his face sweaty and poopy.

by joey September 20, 2003

Taintphlegm

Commonly occurs as a result of not washing and living in warmer climates. Closely related to the effects of swamp ass. A dripping layer of phlegm covering the taint.

"These boxers have not been washed in such a long that they're covered in month old crusted taintphlegm."

by DWest April 7, 2008

taintjob

when a girl just licks your taint, the sensation is amazing, while one of her hands jacks you off

that girl gave me a killer taintjob last night

by Ryan Ren a.k.a. Lil 'RR' October 18, 2008

Tainted Retribution

The act of a person defecating on another's penis immediately after they are sodomized.

"It went really well until I got some tainted retribution"

"My boyfriend really wanted to try butt sex for the longest time, so to turn him off from it I gave him a tainted retribution the first time we did it"

by ash0ka March 8, 2009