Captain Jack

Common in fan fiction, a "Captain Jack" is a fictional character who is a projection of the author's wish-fulfillment to the extent that it spoils the story. From the TV series "Torchwood"; Captain Jack Harkness is the immortal and flamboyantly omnisexual projection of Russell T. Davis, an aging gay atheist

You'd better re-write that chapter. Brian is turning into a Captain Jack

by Hastur T. Fannon April 18, 2007

captain winkie

a pet name for the one eyed monster

by somebody February 18, 2003

Captain Picard

Slang for Child Porn
Originated as a more subtle way to talk online about Child Porn, or CP, without moderators or adimns noticing.

"Anyone got any Captain Picard?"

by Captain Picard April 29, 2008

sea captain

the act of taking a shit WHILE taking a shower. commonly done in rural areas to preserve wildlife.

nika smelled terrible and she really had to take a dump so she saved time by taking a sea captain

by Garrett GC January 4, 2009

Captain America

A man who refuses to practice safe sex, believing he is immune to all STDs (a la Captain America's immunity via Super Soldier Serum injections).

He's pulling a Captain America by refusing to wear a condom when he knows she's packing heat.

by LuluBleu September 6, 2017

captain jack

A mixed drink consisting of equal parts Captain Morgan rum and Jack Daniels whisky. Get it?

-I puked so much last night!

-Yeah, Captain Jack will do that to you.

by Jake February 9, 2005

Captain Morgan

The act of farting in someone's face while your leg is propped up.

Dude I totally had to Captain Morgan him

by FKRPrints October 3, 2013