by missymosie January 29, 2012
Abstract Noun. The rumbling sensation and extreme urge to shit your pants when you are extremely nervous and anxious. Usually experienced when receiving report cards, before big events and everything else that makes you nervous or anxious.
Irah : Ayo dude, you look tired, did you sleep last night?
Mikhail : Nah man, had an extreme case of Tummy Jim Jam last night.
Irah : But why though?
Mikhail : We getting our report cards today....
Irah : Oh fuck.
Mikhail : Nah man, had an extreme case of Tummy Jim Jam last night.
Irah : But why though?
Mikhail : We getting our report cards today....
Irah : Oh fuck.
by _Clockwork_ September 30, 2021
Jim 'The Hammer' Shapiro is a Rochester, NY lawyer well known for his outrageous advertising. His tag line is "I may be an SOB, but I'm your SOB." In his advertisings he angrily smashed his fist into his open hand, making the motion of a hammer. He admits that while he "cannot rip the hearts out of those who hurt you. I cannot hand you their severed heads. But I can hunt them down and settle the score."
Shapiro no longer advertises in Rochester. The community found out that he lives in Florida and has not tried a case in NY, or even lived in NY, for over 10 years.
Shapiro was sanctioned with a $1.9 million verdict for legal malpractice for a case where he settled a case for $65,000 without ever meeting with the client whose injuries from a car crash exceeded that settlement.
Shapiro no longer advertises in Rochester. The community found out that he lives in Florida and has not tried a case in NY, or even lived in NY, for over 10 years.
Shapiro was sanctioned with a $1.9 million verdict for legal malpractice for a case where he settled a case for $65,000 without ever meeting with the client whose injuries from a car crash exceeded that settlement.
by Anti-Ambulance Chaser May 01, 2006
i gave bessie some of the jim jones cocktail, she frothed at the mouth, shat her pants and dropped dead
by Alex Delarge March 26, 2003
When a random famous person takes a liking to an ordinary person
Jim Hutton was an ordinary guy who the incredibly famous Freddie Mercury took a liking to in the 80s.
Jim Hutton was an ordinary guy who the incredibly famous Freddie Mercury took a liking to in the 80s.
by jimhuttonismyidol December 09, 2019
by 4RL November 24, 2006
A sexual 'move' where the male dips his penis into some mango juice (although other juices are sometimes used) and proceeds to poke his partner in the eye with it, causing excruciating pain (hence one eyed). Following this, often after donning a pirate hat, the male penetrates the his partner roughly until they submit by yelling 'aye aye captain' (this is where the 'jim' originates from as jim is a common cabin boys name). After pulling this move not only will you partner be impressed, they will look like JIm the one eyed cabin boy
gossip1: Apparently, Tristan 'one eyed Jimmed' Katie yesterday!
gossip2: i heard that she was mad because the mango juice wasn't from concentrate!
gossip2: i heard that she was mad because the mango juice wasn't from concentrate!
by Philly ree June 19, 2008