Noun. The crunchy frog is a colloquialism, describing a sex position in which two people are having sex on the lower stairs of a staircase. Both looking toward the ceiling. Vaguely referenced in S1Ep7 of the show Tacoma FD.
Participant 1: heels on stair three, hands planted on the floor with arms perpendicular to the floor, elbows locked
Participant 2: elbows on stair three, one foot planted on stair one, the other leg draped over your partners legs.
Called the crunchy frog because of the core strength required in combination with both participants being bent legged.
Participant 1: heels on stair three, hands planted on the floor with arms perpendicular to the floor, elbows locked
Participant 2: elbows on stair three, one foot planted on stair one, the other leg draped over your partners legs.
Called the crunchy frog because of the core strength required in combination with both participants being bent legged.
Remember that one chick, we totally did the crunchy frog up at her aunt's cabin this weekend. I think my hands got rugburn.
by Hard Pork Corn May 25, 2019
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by djbunnyd December 04, 2013
A frog of whom will collect your taxes or your toes if you don’t play them. There may only be one credit frog but they are a small and might force of the Breaded Bread church.
Person A: Hey, make sure to play your taxes or the credit frog could get you.
Person B: Oh! Thanks for the reminder.
Person A: No problem
Person B: Oh! Thanks for the reminder.
Person A: No problem
by Hollow_Llama March 16, 2021
crazy frog caused the holocaust
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